I have my dick, I'l dick slap you If u try to rob me

^^ XD

I also have the store cameras

They might like that tho

topkek

get reckt

I have a fucking android, I'll kill them by describing how much better they are than iPhones.

bring all your old nokias

Sure my dick might be small, but I can also eject it like a trigger and shoot daggers from it

They'd stab you

They don't play no games

I would kung fu punch them

and blast them into orbit

I would wear a body armor made from Nokia phones

^^

I carry my ar-15 to meetups

in full swat armor

Charlie is a manly man with power, don't fuck with him

Just throw a Nokia at them

thats right

this chat got so violent lmao

I would rip out their eyes and piss on their brain.

uhhhhh

Since this roast about Daisy's eyebrows is still going on, I have decided to change my name... Temporarily

I would bite their hand

and eat a finger or two

I would rip out they're testicals put them in a blender and make them drink their own balls

I would fuck their mother

I bite my toe at you, sir >:c

They might like that

shit

I'l make them watch two girls one cup and one man one jar

Nah

It is pretty strange for a seller to flake out on you, usually it's the buyer.

that's mild shit

that is how it went right, amy?

Boku no pico

Make em play 50/50 on reddit

One time I was trying to give away a puppy on CL, a man calls me anf ask if I would like a threesome

Dick caught in a bike chain

Hand in meat grinder