if ld stands for lewds, can i volunteer

I'd hope my getting kicked without warning was a mistake

Me?

Cuz I'm not an e thot
I'm an e whore
There's a difference
Thots and hoes have no standards

@bananaslamma.jpg who isn't tbh

There is no such thing as a 15 minute nap

<:EyEs:295510103229071360> @afro kid

@a2de It depends if you mean genetically or by identity. Genetically, likely not, but if there's a guy with a vag, he's probably FtM, meaning that he identifies as male and had therapies and surgeries to make his body match his identity

No, I do not

I have a cat
That's about it

Yes, edgy, a tranny, if you wanna call it that

Tomboys are girls that act boyish in nature, but are comfortable being female
FtM means that it's a female who is uncomfortable being female and feels that she/he should be male and is willing to have surgeries to resemble that

A shemale is a MtF trans person who has not had their genitals converted
Some of them prefer to stay that way, while others don't

Because people like that pay good money for good surgeons, more often than not
And sometimes, I think, the hormone treatment gives them a sort of small, semi-breast.
You can tell when a shemale didn't really care about how realistic the tits were when they have that spherical, beach ball look to them. Same with a woman who gets breast implants

I know I do

Yep

Shemales are hot
Especially the smaller ones
There's a MtF girl I knew that has a pretty hot twitter. It's merrpalicious. If you're into the feminine, small-breasted sort, I suggest checking her out

Then, edgy, that's FtM. If they haven't had any sort of surgery, then it's called pre-op
Post-op, it's usually hard to tell the difference between a trans guy and a cisgendered guy. Cisgendered means not trans. I know a lot of people use it as a sort of cuss word or insult, but I see no insult in not wanting my dick cut off.

Yes, edgy, lesbians are homosexual
Meaning that lesbian porn is still gay porn
If that's true, then gay porn is one of my favorites
~~i mean the one with guys btw~~

Bisexual
So the other gay is good, too

Yes, edgy
That is gay
It's both straight and gay if you're a female

@Staz Only if you're kissing your homie goodnight

My favorite part of Gumball is where the fans draw porn

Look in the porn channels, you fishy pussy
This place is not dead
The life blood is just flowing through our dicks instead of our fingers

Yes

Knees

wait
@jason_maverick
are you giving out nudes 😮

@知られている by open bob

@TheRealNb Wait, what's this about ass pics?
Do we all get one?

If you masturbate, that's gay cuz someone of the same sex is giving you a handjob

<:angery:297573697949007873>

This
This is what VC is really meant for

lel

Ha, I'm on PC
And I have an Android

in voice chat, *no one can hear you scream*

@Blaundee The upper half of that guy's face doesn't match the lower half and his upper lip looks like a glued on mustache 😂

I hate to butt in, but
Is there any way one could make a fuckin 2005-ish eMachines Windows 7 desktop better as a gaming computer? I tried to play L4D2 online and it crashed the entire computer

SSD?

Ah

Ah

I've got a Windows 10 laptop (acer instead of eMachines), but it sucks, too
Its main issue is storage, and half the shit on it I don't really wanna delete because I don't know if it'll make my laptop have a seizure and die

I know, shit's garbage
I can't even run TF2 on it

Because you're a heretic, IVV4

Dunno if I could afford that without saving up for months
I only get 20 every 2 weeks as allowance, and soon, that'll be 10 every 2 weeks because lunch

I could ask my mom for help (I'm in high school, and if I could get my own job, I would, trust me), but she's got enough on her plate as it is with her shit job

?

Ah

It's winter, man, nobody's trying to get their lawns mowed around here, lel
I'd be more on the lookout for a part time job if I didn't live a 15 minute drive away from the city and just had a driver's license (I doubt my mom would give a shit if I used her car since she works night shift anyways)
My mom claims that drivers' tests increase in price every time you take them, so she wants me to just ace it first time

Pft
Wish we had anything to shovel around here
It hasn't snowed enough to count in years

I could probably see about finding a place near my school and walking there after school, but that might be messed up by after-school stuff (band, choir, theatre, etc)
Then I might have to stay too late, which would mean my mom would have to drive back and forth from home to my job to home to her job and probably end up being late anyway

I really can't
Or at least, I really don't want to, especially with choir since it's most of what gets me through the day without bodyslamming small children

I'm about to drop Theatre anyway, but I'll be goddamned if I go my last year without picking up a role in the "The Great Gatsby" play
~~i swear to god i'll fucking crucify a bitch upside down by their toes if they try to take gatsby's role away from me~~

Yo, our fuckin school is a pussy about it school busses
Knockoff school literally in the same area, basically just a ghetto version of our school, fuckin *sails* when it's flooding
But our school? If it rains more than an inch, they immediately put on flood routes as if a hurricane just came through
So
These busses that are 2-3 feet off the ground with massive tires can't go through minor flood waters, but they want parents to haul their kids to far-out places in whatever broken down shit car they've got

If it's a fuckin blizzard, you shouldn't even be having school

I didn't know Canada was a dessert 🤔 🍰

Where I live, it's a mix between fields, shallow marshes, and swamp

Hold up
We can post NSFW here, right?
So does that mean we can use cancer as a porn post channel?

Judging by the name, I'm assuming it at some point turned into him foaming at the mouth and spamming loli while on a heroin-and-dorito-fueled rampage

wut

b i r b

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/401077872724279307/657726328988106782/image0_3-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/660001907389235212/673432460624658442/d1veo1rwqge41.png

I've never even seen The Office
But this looks like full on garbage

It looks like it's the kind of play to recycle the jokes nobody laughed at, have one chuckle-inducer, and then just be unintelligible garbage

@Toku17 High voiced bitches are called sopranos
And with enough voice acting skill and practice...
You get a loli

I knew a girl who could do the "kawaii loli" voice
She was a Soprano singer, so her voice was just naturally high
I wouldn't think Japan is just full of soprano-pitched women, so it's probably just what's popular

Also

The legal age of consent in Japan is 13 (last I heard)
And as we know, most 13 year old girls have higher voices
So much like how in America, "just turned 18" is kind of a big fetish, "just turned 13" is probably Japan's thing, which, like it does here, probably correlates to the sound of the chick's voice
But that's just my line of thinking. Could be completely wrong

God, that is one lucky woman
Unless it's a man
Then it's even luckier

Tbh, I've thought about going to Japan
Not because of its loose consent and sex laws
But because it just seems like a really pretty, friendly place

I dunno, man
Maybe we just nuked them too hard

Could be worse
I think Pakistan doesn't even have an age of consent
You can literally fuck a 7 year old there and it be completely legal
Soooooo maybe let's keep our bombs in the Middle East, where they've been for the past few years

As they say in Pakistan
"Allahu Akbar, the bomb is under the car"
But also
"If her age is on the dial, there can be no denial"

Looked it up on Google
Apparently it's not like it is in America
The legal age is 13, but apparently sometimes it also isn't?

It's also only been illegal to possess child pornography in Japan for 6 years, and it's only because the UN kept pressuring them to make that law

According to Wikipedia, at least

🤮 is actually deepthroating shrek

Are they bad as people or bad as characters?
Cuz Alistar, no shit, he's a manipulative, sociopathic demon, he's not supposed to be a good, friendly guy

Sans is... What's wrong with Sans?
He's a really unexpectedly strong Boss Monster
Besides that, he's kinda lazy and seems to have somewhat tapped into the Save timeline idea

Then he just makes puns
I don't see how there's something wrong with him

The "something wrong" is probably that you have to murder his friends and his literal brother to fight him
But I think literally anyone would have something a bit wrong if you killed everyone they know and love

The Onceler is just a greedy bastard
He's a symbol of how careless greed can turn you into a terrible person and fuck up everything

As for the rest, I either don't know about them or know that the "something wrong" is the entire point of their character, and most of those are the antagonists of their respective franchises
Soooooooooooo why shouldn't people appreciate them, again?

And that means nobody should like him?

Stockholm Syndrome?

So, like... What makes him unlikable? Why shouldn't people like him?

That's not really a character flaw
That's an anime flaw

If they're making it out that these tragic things that happened are really romantic and cute, then it's not the character that's fucked up, it's the show

> all these characters have so many things wrong with them I dont understand why these mfs love them
soooo just because he has personal problems, we shouldn't like him?

It's usually because of a character's personal problems that helps make them likable and relatable
But their stories should be about getting over those problems and bettering themselves as people, not focusing on those problems like they're sexy or a good thing

Assuming that "kin" means "otherkin", I say don't trust anyone who "kins" anything

They're whiny, attention-seeking brats who half the time don't know anything about the animal or thing that they're kinning
There's this foxkin who says "i went to the zoo with my therapist and made friends with the foxes and cried when we left"
But
That's not how it fucking works
If it was, she'd want to leave the foxes alone, and they'd want to fuck her up for invading their territory
What she claimed she felt was behavior more akin to a domesticated dog than a fox
But you know what that behavior is even *closer* to?
A human child

I also heard about a dude that identified as a sentient alien dragon that thanked its food after eating it
Like
Bitch
No
You're not a reincarnation
You're just an attention-seeking furry

It's better to pretend to be an animal and acknowledge that you're pretending rather than pretending to be an animal and yell about it being your identity so people will think you're interesting

And no, it doesn't actually matter, and yes, I'm ranting about something stupid
That's, like, the whole point of channels like Dan's (no offense love you danny 💋 nohomo)
So
Fuck off before I suck your dick dry, you fuckin bi-curious-to-fit-in meme stealing foot loving degenerate weeb

what

Wait, that's not how eating cabbage is supposed to be?

@EternalDarkWolf Don't apologize
That's my favorite subliminal message to be assaulted by

Are we talking about spreading other people's nudes or spreading your own nudes?

If you're spreading your own nudes, what's the fuckin problem, so long as you're not underage
If you're spreading someone else's nudes (particularly without their consent and/or with them being underage), then, uh, fuck off and kys