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The Lenny face should be an emote just saiyan

kek

i just deleted lots of my mean comments

too harsh 4 me

2edgyforskewl

U r expelled my child

😎

fight me

i wanna die

2 years ago I cheated in a Friday Night Magic tournament to get a 4-0

there I said it

LOL

WHAT

oh my god

...not cool dude

u gootta play fair

and

I sideboarded in a tech card before the match started

square

0_0

the thing is, I never drew it

what made u admit to such a crime

I then opened a foil planeswalker with the prize packs

did u feel

*guilty*

was it

worth it

yes actually, I sold it for $50

nice

thx

50 bucks for cheating

👏

Oh no, if you were a c-section baby, you're gonna have some bad respiratory issues....

Bitch, I was choking in there.

Of course I had to be cut out.

oh

No, I was c-sectioned because my mom was so numbed out by epidurals and stuff that she couldn't feel any contractions or whatever.

So, I was reluctant and ready at the same time.

well atleast ur alive

and well?