ECKS DEE

Science is fun

science RULES

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Lol

I wanted to be Bill Nye for halloween but then Bill Nye Saves The World happened

I wanted to be a chicken nugget

That's amazing

Trisha Paytas inspired me

She's a real life chicken nugget

o.o

:)

That's a great story man

Such an inspirational tale of justice and adventure

Lol

That's the first thing I read when I wake up. Wanting to be her.

"I'm a mix between Woody Allen and your Local Hooker ;)"

No, not wanting to be Trisha, I want to be a chicken nugget

im A cheeseburger

Oh okay

Well, that's much better. Apologies.

i trigger the vegans everywhere

Oh Hi

moring

I'm actually a helicopterkin genderflux self-diagnosed narcoleptic potato chip and my pronouns are zi/zir/zim. Respect me and constantly check yer privilege mofos

I'm mentally ill too

Wow that's amazing

I'm sorry. What you just said offends me.

Oh no

Oh

Oh wow

I read the word "and"

Just no.

Don't apologize

You're being yourself and you should never say sorry for that

Well, fine. Offended while being triggered.

Hi I'm Poppy

Don't control my life. Telling me what to do, how to be offended. I shall be offended in the way of every SJW out there.

Oh

Hi I'm poppy

I'm triggered by that statement. "Control" is one of my trigger words, and I am going to sue you for 1,000 USD. I'll have my people call your people. I can't believe you. I just can't. You triggered my PTSD flashbacks from my tortured childhood. Your microaggressions aren't appreciated.