I don't think I can touch a pencil ever again after that

Good idea

Yeah I don't want to be dragged into hell or anything

You're so smart

That pencil's possessed something fierce

Full of good ideas

Oh thanks

You should be a teacher or something

I actually want to be a science teacher xD

Ew I used "XD"

ECKS DEE

Science is fun

science RULES

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Lol

I wanted to be Bill Nye for halloween but then Bill Nye Saves The World happened

I wanted to be a chicken nugget

That's amazing

Trisha Paytas inspired me

She's a real life chicken nugget

o.o

:)

That's a great story man

Such an inspirational tale of justice and adventure

Lol

That's the first thing I read when I wake up. Wanting to be her.

"I'm a mix between Woody Allen and your Local Hooker ;)"

No, not wanting to be Trisha, I want to be a chicken nugget

im A cheeseburger

Oh okay

Well, that's much better. Apologies.

i trigger the vegans everywhere

Oh Hi

moring

I'm actually a helicopterkin genderflux self-diagnosed narcoleptic potato chip and my pronouns are zi/zir/zim. Respect me and constantly check yer privilege mofos

I'm mentally ill too

Wow that's amazing

I'm sorry. What you just said offends me.

Oh no

Oh

Oh wow