That's the first thing I read when I wake up. Wanting to be her.

"I'm a mix between Woody Allen and your Local Hooker ;)"

No, not wanting to be Trisha, I want to be a chicken nugget

im A cheeseburger

Oh okay

Well, that's much better. Apologies.

i trigger the vegans everywhere

Oh Hi

moring

I'm actually a helicopterkin genderflux self-diagnosed narcoleptic potato chip and my pronouns are zi/zir/zim. Respect me and constantly check yer privilege mofos

I'm mentally ill too

Wow that's amazing

I'm sorry. What you just said offends me.

Oh no

Oh

Oh wow

I read the word "and"

Just no.

Don't apologize

You're being yourself and you should never say sorry for that

Well, fine. Offended while being triggered.

Hi I'm Poppy

Don't control my life. Telling me what to do, how to be offended. I shall be offended in the way of every SJW out there.

Oh

Hi I'm poppy

I'm triggered by that statement. "Control" is one of my trigger words, and I am going to sue you for 1,000 USD. I'll have my people call your people. I can't believe you. I just can't. You triggered my PTSD flashbacks from my tortured childhood. Your microaggressions aren't appreciated.

Did you know there is a village in sweeden with 4 elements named after it?

I don't have people

yttrium, erbium, terbium, and ytterbium. They are all named after the village of Ytterby

You killed the chat

Ty

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Serial Killer quote of the day!

Who said that?

Aileen Carol Wuornos

I don't know what I'm doing here

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You're here for Serial Killer Sunday

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