You know Jesus is real when the earliest time someone wrote about his supposed existence did so 100 years after he died.

It had to be written that way. So that everything that transpired happened 34 years before Flavius' campaign. So that his predictions would come to be.

In the historical record.

How can you say he's not real, when he turned my bottle of water into wine just moments ago?

apparently scientice describe what jesus would look like in his time

hes not real

lol

never was as far as we know hes like the easter bunny that shits eggs

nonsense, he's flying on the pegasus right now

UH OH, here comes the minotaur

and he punched it into marshmellow land

wow!

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You don't need science to tell you what a kike from that area looked like at those times.

He certainly wasn't a eurocuck twink with goldy locks.

he's actually every apperance

would be*

if you can imagine what he looks like, he is that

there are no wrong answers

Unlike gender jesus is just a social construct so you make him into whatever you want/need.

that reminds me of pokemon mirage island were mewtwo had a bunch faces on him

right now, he looks like a nice pussy

of pokemon

Jesus invented Pokemon

so that makes sense

no he didnt lol

he made the people that made the game therefore he made it

nawh

i mean someone else made that person

and before that was another person

yeah, that was Jesus

i am jesus

no

I'll let you in on a little secret

how do full episodes of Steven Universe get leaked days before they come out?

i thought you said he can be anything

lol

Satan is actually the supreme lord of the universe

idk cartoon network sabatoge

I have no restraint so I can't stop myself from watching them

i saw the newest leaked footage