Message from @Satan

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2017-05-05 15:23:35 UTC  

he's actually every apperance

2017-05-05 15:23:36 UTC  

would be*

2017-05-05 15:23:43 UTC  

if you can imagine what he looks like, he is that

2017-05-05 15:23:51 UTC  

there are no wrong answers

2017-05-05 15:24:03 UTC  

Unlike gender jesus is just a social construct so you make him into whatever you want/need.

2017-05-05 15:24:07 UTC  

that reminds me of pokemon mirage island were mewtwo had a bunch faces on him

2017-05-05 15:24:09 UTC  

right now, he looks like a nice pussy

2017-05-05 15:24:10 UTC  

of pokemon

2017-05-05 15:24:30 UTC  

Jesus invented Pokemon

2017-05-05 15:24:33 UTC  

so that makes sense

2017-05-05 15:24:38 UTC  

no he didnt lol

2017-05-05 15:24:49 UTC  

he made the people that made the game therefore he made it

2017-05-05 15:24:54 UTC  

nawh

2017-05-05 15:25:07 UTC  

i mean someone else made that person

2017-05-05 15:25:14 UTC  

and before that was another person

2017-05-05 15:26:10 UTC  

yeah, that was Jesus

2017-05-05 15:26:18 UTC  

i am jesus

2017-05-05 15:26:27 UTC  

no

2017-05-05 15:26:35 UTC  

I'll let you in on a little secret

2017-05-05 15:26:36 UTC  

how do full episodes of Steven Universe get leaked days before they come out?

2017-05-05 15:26:36 UTC  

i thought you said he can be anything

2017-05-05 15:26:40 UTC  

lol

2017-05-05 15:26:49 UTC  

Satan is actually the supreme lord of the universe

2017-05-05 15:26:53 UTC  

idk cartoon network sabatoge

2017-05-05 15:26:55 UTC  

I have no restraint so I can't stop myself from watching them

2017-05-05 15:27:00 UTC  

i saw the newest leaked footage

2017-05-05 15:27:05 UTC  

same

2017-05-05 15:27:10 UTC  

i keep looking for them

2017-05-05 15:27:11 UTC  

like 3 episodes are out rn

2017-05-05 15:27:23 UTC  

that don't actually release untill the 8th

2017-05-05 15:27:27 UTC  

did u see there one were steven goes with them

2017-05-05 15:27:36 UTC  

goes with who

2017-05-05 15:27:37 UTC  

every episode ever?

2017-05-05 15:27:44 UTC  

aqua and topaz

2017-05-05 15:27:49 UTC  

I'm watching "The good Larz"

2017-05-05 15:27:55 UTC  

lars*

2017-05-05 15:28:03 UTC  

larz is such a pussy

2017-05-05 15:28:11 UTC  

and I'm watching you watching "The good Lars"

2017-05-05 15:28:19 UTC  

I'm under your bed

2017-05-05 15:28:26 UTC  

he pisses me off that stacy actually likes him and hes just too scarred to even help her

2017-05-05 15:28:51 UTC  

that one episode where he wakes up with a nudy magazine