Message from @Satan
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I think I'm going to pass out or die
good luck, jesus hates when scum of the earth die, too much paperwork
then you and your family are probably imortal
does jesus even have paper
No.
perhaps 🤔
what if jesus was bald and nothing like we dipict him as
what if jesus was brown
what if hes green
or has 3 arms
There was no jesus.
There are no records or evidence of a jesus outside of the bible
It was a retelling of emperor Flavius campaign against the jews in order to trick them into worshipping him.
Flavius = jesus
What if Jesus is a nigger? 🤔
That's why you can have eurocuck twink jesus, black jesus, or korean jesus.
You know Jesus is real when the earliest time someone wrote about his supposed existence did so 100 years after he died.
It had to be written that way. So that everything that transpired happened 34 years before Flavius' campaign. So that his predictions would come to be.
In the historical record.
How can you say he's not real, when he turned my bottle of water into wine just moments ago?
hes not real
lol
never was as far as we know hes like the easter bunny that shits eggs
nonsense, he's flying on the pegasus right now
UH OH, here comes the minotaur
and he punched it into marshmellow land
wow!
animall abuse
You don't need science to tell you what a kike from that area looked like at those times.
He certainly wasn't a eurocuck twink with goldy locks.
he's actually every apperance
would be*
if you can imagine what he looks like, he is that
there are no wrong answers
Unlike gender jesus is just a social construct so you make him into whatever you want/need.
that reminds me of pokemon mirage island were mewtwo had a bunch faces on him
right now, he looks like a nice pussy
of pokemon
Jesus invented Pokemon
so that makes sense