my head is feeling heavy

I think I'm going to pass out or die

good luck, jesus hates when scum of the earth die, too much paperwork

then you and your family are probably imortal

does jesus even have paper

No.

perhaps 🤔

what if jesus was bald and nothing like we dipict him as

what if jesus was brown

what if hes green

or has 3 arms

There was no jesus.

There are no records or evidence of a jesus outside of the bible

It was a retelling of emperor Flavius campaign against the jews in order to trick them into worshipping him.

Flavius = jesus

What if Jesus is a nigger? 🤔

That's why you can have eurocuck twink jesus, black jesus, or korean jesus.

You know Jesus is real when the earliest time someone wrote about his supposed existence did so 100 years after he died.

It had to be written that way. So that everything that transpired happened 34 years before Flavius' campaign. So that his predictions would come to be.

In the historical record.

How can you say he's not real, when he turned my bottle of water into wine just moments ago?

apparently scientice describe what jesus would look like in his time

hes not real

lol

never was as far as we know hes like the easter bunny that shits eggs

nonsense, he's flying on the pegasus right now

UH OH, here comes the minotaur

and he punched it into marshmellow land

wow!

animall abuse

You don't need science to tell you what a kike from that area looked like at those times.

He certainly wasn't a eurocuck twink with goldy locks.

he's actually every apperance

would be*

if you can imagine what he looks like, he is that

there are no wrong answers

Unlike gender jesus is just a social construct so you make him into whatever you want/need.

that reminds me of pokemon mirage island were mewtwo had a bunch faces on him

right now, he looks like a nice pussy

of pokemon

Jesus invented Pokemon