@ooo hey, me too

Pariston, are you sure that story wasn't a joke?

@Deleted User let's be man friends

@MoistOrifice hi

Yes it was not a joke

@ooo real men don't have friends

Oh

They'll have bros

Nvm

I don't need friends

My legs are hairy af

Eww

@ooo be my friend! I'm lonely!

@Deleted User hello

😪

@Deleted User I'll be your friend

@MoistOrifice be my friend

@Drath101 🤗

@Deleted User we can't be friends

I'm a real man. I don't need friends

One time me and my dad went to get ear buds and we ended up coming home with a new tv

@ooo I'm a fake girly man

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168>

I'm a robot with roughly male programming

@Deleted User in that case, I'll be your friend

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168> 🔫

Do I seem like a pretty boy?

@Deleted User I can't be choosy, I'll be your friend, son.

@MoistOrifice ok, mom

I also have an inbuilt vibrator, and due to my robotic nature, no capacity to say no

@Paris you seem like... a.... mommas boy

Please fill out form 7BY to utilise the vibrator function on this model

No that's me

@Wrds mommas boy?

Yeah dude

My mom's awesome

@Paris I'd agree with Amy's assessment

I am not like that at all

Great lady

Yeah moms are the best

Pariston... Pariston... You are a bit