I'm drowning in idiots in here. What's going on???

Watch "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/X-YCdcnf_P8

It would be cool to be able to choose genders. Without all the surgery and hate.

Yup

No, I'm not a brother and sister in christ

I don't subscribe to that crazy

Is this your christian dischord? I had no idea.

@Deleted User no thanks, maybe later.

Hostile work environment *calls whistle-blower's hotline*

The Bible isn't proof of anything. It's just a book.

I can write a book and call it fact and it still wouldn't make it so.

@Deleted User calm down Hitler.

Lol

Santa!

@Anticyclonic7 trust me, not work it tonight.

Yes, I have @Danny Fresh

@Danny Fresh for everyone to be happy without religion.

Yay!@Danny Fresh

@Danny Fresh yes I did, V.

Hm,

I had the impression that dischord would be a bit more intellectual. I was wrong.

I trust in humanity too much.

Eh, humans in general are untrustworthy so idc

@olev I agree

It's all fun and games until someone gets personally attacked.

*Rawr*

Ah those reptilian guards can be difficult for some.

I got bored of the Rez storyline a long time ago so truly I couldn't say anything about it.

@KylorC goats or lambs are the preferred animal for sacrifices to the Internet gods.

Rez scared the shit out of me the first time I played it. The first one a loooooonnnnggg time ago

Lol, maybe I'm just a reincarnation @Deleted User

@Deleted User yes! Totally agree with that sentiment. I t was too good. I had nightmares.

@Spirit why? Explain, I want to hear the story behind that.

@Spirit oh I see, I can understand that. It's ruining something that is perfect.

That is true! Especially if the floor is concrete

Hello

That would be a great stripper name

@Phantasmagorical ohhhh yahhh

@Paris don't overpluck. Many people make that mistake and quite regret it.

@Paris oh good, I was concerned. No Friedan Khalo impersonations for you!

@Guy Person™ where was,it mother's day? Here its the 14th, a week away.

@Guy Person™ Obrigado!

@Drath101 happy belated birthday!

@Guy Person™ Minha Família é do Brasil.

@Drath101 *bows humbly*

@Slime with or without the friar tuck hairdo?

@Drath101 I agree

@Guy Person™ Ainda bem que não falo português.

@Deleted User Truth

@Deleted User no doubt, women folk love the monies

@Drath101 paper can be black

@Drath101 *Relaxes* I genuinely enjoy the clarification, thank you.

@Deleted User You da debil

@Deleted User D e b I l

I hate carrying cash, it's annoying.

I just throw it away.

Monopoly money doesnt count, people!

They'll have bros

@Deleted User hello

@Deleted User I can't be choosy, I'll be your friend, son.

I need to pet a cute animal right now.

A handful of glitter can solve that @Drath101

It all depends on the chick really.

If is she outgoing or shy @Paris

Ahhh, gotcha. Are any of her friends approchable? @Paris

You can always ask her friend what she thinks of you, that can help you feel more confident in asking her out or whatever. @Paris

Oh well make it clear that you really like "wasserface" @Paris

@Paris of course be nice to her friends. Those are the people who will help her decide to date you or not.

@Paris Just be friendly but not overly agressive. Or perverted like these other guys.

Not when you do it. They feel sad when you do @dani(el)

@dani(el) yeah that is quite true. They are jealous of your curvy body *jealous*

@Paris if you don't wear them normally, then dont.

@Paris can I ask, is there a pic of you on the selfie chat?

@Paris you have nice hair

Awww, that's not fair to yourself but I totally get it. We are the most difficult on ourselves.

@Paris if I may ask, what do you like about this girl?

Her personality? Is she funny, silly, serious, academic?

Ahh, gotcha.

Feisty!

That's good. Honestly I think if you get an opportunity to talk to her on her own I would try that. Just have little conversations with her when you can. Don't rush or be too agressive.

One thing you can try is give her a gift something you know she likes in her locker or casually in the halls.

It'll give her a reminder of you.

@Paris well, that's my advice to you.

@Paris very good sign that you make her laugh. Girls like when a guy can make her laugh

@animatorguy I agree, she likes him.

Yup,copy homework offer, laughs at his jokes...no brainer.

Don't get me wrong, girls are scary as fuck. They can be so mean.

But seems like Paris has a chance

Lol

^ I like dis

@dani(el) working too hard, eh?

@Paris perfect girls like tall guys generally.

@Sammi. yes it's stupid. It's a generalization. There are plenty of women who don't care. Personality matters more.

Also the height thing has a lot to do with biology. Instinctual, protective thing.

@Deleted User hunter, protector, provider etc... although it is not true for all cases mind you.

@Paris it's more about arms, I'm told. Maybe butts too.

@Deleted User you know how to shank people don't you?

@Deleted User what have you done in your sordid past? *scared*

Cats are better

I wouldn't recommend that @TeletubbyCancer