@MoistOrifice be my friend

@Drath101 🤗

@Deleted User we can't be friends

I'm a real man. I don't need friends

One time me and my dad went to get ear buds and we ended up coming home with a new tv

@ooo I'm a fake girly man

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168>

I'm a robot with roughly male programming

@Deleted User in that case, I'll be your friend

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168> 🔫

Do I seem like a pretty boy?

@Deleted User I can't be choosy, I'll be your friend, son.

@MoistOrifice ok, mom

I also have an inbuilt vibrator, and due to my robotic nature, no capacity to say no

@Paris you seem like... a.... mommas boy

Please fill out form 7BY to utilise the vibrator function on this model

No that's me

@Wrds mommas boy?

Yeah dude

My mom's awesome

@Paris I'd agree with Amy's assessment

I am not like that at all

Great lady

Yeah moms are the best

Pariston... Pariston... You are a bit

Some are. Not all

How am I one

You sued your school because you were mad you got suspended...

No I only thretend to sue them

You said you'd sue someone if they shot you, implying you'd be alive...

Well hopefully

Hey

Hi

Hello, Olivia

@mr cowboy crab aaay

I would be alive ik the vital spots I should not get hit

Hello stranger

I don't think many thugs have good aim

'Ello

You say that but you're still fairly young, decent odds you're gonna be pretty bust up either way

And it's less about being a sharpshooter, and more about putting more than one shot in somebody