The current generation is the first one that I know of to actively call for the deaths of their elders. Fuck all of you. Bunch of goddamned spoiled brats.

If you couldn’t tell that was a joke I feel immense sorrow for you

lolololol

@anon I will personally testify to ensure you get left alone, you're one of the good ones

@mattforney @Joe the boomer So which knife you think would be better for boomer evisceration?

Replace Christians with boomers

*tips*

@mattforney Would you unironically pick Yang, Tulsi, Bernie, or Biden if they were going up against a neocon like Jeb or Rubio?

Yang yes. The rest no.

I'd sit that election out.

I'd vote for Tulsi, Yang, or Bernie over Jeb or Rubio. They all have decent foreign policy positions.

Any of the others I'd have to go third party (like I did with Romney).

Actually you know anon was right, Logan’s Run is not the blueprint to solving the Boomer Question. Soylent Green is a much better plan.

miss me with that cannibalism shid

Humans are a near infinite resource

I'd vote 4 my guy Jeb!

The solution is... I forgot the solution to the boomer question.

#YangGang

Fixed

Jesus Christ break on Pogostick!

It made more sense when it said 'Christians.'

^ Boomer alert

Bah. I forgot to tell you something about these motivational posters. If I recollect it right, the font is called Antigua.

I can also give you out a template I have flying around somewhere. Just say the word.

I am sorry but, Catholic though I may be, I know a shit ton of Christians to whom this directly applies.

They're spiritual Boomers

LOL

Which in that case, I’ve already devised a solution for.

A final solution, perhaps?

We Soylent Green them.

I get the feeling that vegans are delicious. Especially the straight edge ones.

Make sure they get enough pre and pro biotics to break down anti nutrients, and they are like beef.

Very lean meat. Like kangaroos.

Like grass fed vs. corn fed beef?

@ian KANGEROOS! Yes. That is the comparison. Kangaroo or maybe ostrich.

@BoogieKnight They would be the sweet spot in the middle. Maybe allow them some microbrew treats at the gastro pub here or there to add to the flavor. Whole grains and corn for the fat content, assuming they can digest corn.

Savages.

https://youtu.be/l018gHSCHhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdH8zK2lvk