Message from @Azalea

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2019-03-11 17:11:28 UTC  

Any of the others I'd have to go third party (like I did with Romney).

2019-03-11 17:17:51 UTC  

Actually you know anon was right, Logan’s Run is not the blueprint to solving the Boomer Question. Soylent Green is a much better plan.

2019-03-11 18:03:20 UTC  

miss me with that cannibalism shid

2019-03-11 18:04:47 UTC  

Humans are a near infinite resource

2019-03-11 18:22:36 UTC  

I'd vote 4 my guy Jeb!

2019-03-11 19:19:42 UTC  

The solution is... I forgot the solution to the boomer question.

2019-03-11 19:26:21 UTC  

#YangGang

2019-03-11 20:06:47 UTC  

Fixed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442075138058616860/554757135301607426/image0.jpg

2019-03-11 20:37:06 UTC  

Jesus Christ break on Pogostick!

2019-03-11 20:43:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442075138058616860/554766327730929680/arguing_wit_boomers.jpg

2019-03-11 21:29:11 UTC  

It made more sense when it said 'Christians.'

2019-03-11 21:29:29 UTC  

^ Boomer alert

2019-03-11 23:14:44 UTC  

Bah. I forgot to tell you something about these motivational posters. If I recollect it right, the font is called Antigua.

2019-03-11 23:15:06 UTC  

I can also give you out a template I have flying around somewhere. Just say the word.

2019-03-12 01:00:55 UTC  

I am sorry but, Catholic though I may be, I know a shit ton of Christians to whom this directly applies.

2019-03-12 01:01:53 UTC  

They're spiritual Boomers

2019-03-12 01:02:06 UTC  

LOL

2019-03-12 01:02:52 UTC  

Which in that case, I’ve already devised a solution for.

2019-03-12 01:03:21 UTC  

A final solution, perhaps?

2019-03-12 01:03:43 UTC  

We Soylent Green them.

2019-03-12 01:04:52 UTC  

I get the feeling that vegans are delicious. Especially the straight edge ones.

2019-03-12 01:05:20 UTC  

Make sure they get enough pre and pro biotics to break down anti nutrients, and they are like beef.

2019-03-12 01:05:30 UTC  

Very lean meat. Like kangaroos.

2019-03-12 01:05:30 UTC  

Like grass fed vs. corn fed beef?

2019-03-12 01:05:56 UTC  

@ian KANGEROOS! Yes. That is the comparison. Kangaroo or maybe ostrich.

2019-03-12 01:06:53 UTC  

@BoogieKnight They would be the sweet spot in the middle. Maybe allow them some microbrew treats at the gastro pub here or there to add to the flavor. Whole grains and corn for the fat content, assuming they can digest corn.

2019-03-12 01:06:56 UTC  

Savages.

2019-03-12 16:52:29 UTC  

Yang Gang

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442075138058616860/555070623324438548/image0.jpg

2019-03-12 16:53:10 UTC  

I guarantee you the "father" is trying to force the breakup so his dirty little secret stays a secret. There's no way it out of concern for his daughter's well being.

2019-03-12 17:14:36 UTC  

interesting detail re: Yang

2019-03-12 17:14:53 UTC  

one of his proposals, post office banking, was something the U.S. used to do

2019-03-12 17:15:05 UTC  

there was a Postal Savings System from 1911 to 1967

2019-03-12 17:52:59 UTC  

Are you fucking kidding me? We have that in privatized form for like 25 years.

2019-03-12 17:53:10 UTC  

define "we"

2019-03-12 17:53:16 UTC  

I assume you're not American

2019-03-12 18:08:02 UTC  

By we I mean my country.

2019-03-12 18:08:28 UTC  

yes, I researched it and a bunch of European countries still have postal banking

2019-03-12 18:10:23 UTC  

Postal banking is also the only option if you blew it with the credit union. I didn't know that the US got rid of it. In fact, I figured it was something unique that only my country has.