everyone has their demons

when life gives you demons

make demonade

I like your fucking style, sir!

Aight gonna play some PUBG

if anyone needs me, just scream "FAT JESUS", and i'll be here directly.

Lol

fat jesus

you didn't yell it so I came on my own time

FAT JESUS

I need advice

Or are we done with the whole fat Jesus thing?

yo

I was busy...and i can't tell you what i was doing

private Fat Jesus business

I see XD

ugh

Well I feel kinda bad cuz it's my friends 18nth birthday and he is having a party and he said there was going to be alcohol there and no parent supervision, It really isn't my thing and I would probs be uncomfortable but I want to be there for him. What should I do fat Jesus?

Fat Jesus says to eat half a box of Little Debbie Peanut Clusters and you will experience a glorious epiphany followed by a brilliant moment of clarity and only then will the answer to your question show itself to you.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

or just drink the alcohol...fuck it, amirite? 😄

Mayonnaise can indeed be an instrument, but context is key! 😛

Thanks fat jesus

Or harpy, convince your friend to smoke weed instead! Only if you live in a legal state! (or any place with air in which you can breathe)

Fat Jesus blessings be upon you, young one!

🤔

@Repzion See? My first day here and already helping people with their problems...GOTTA be what Ghandi felt like....ijs

lol he already smokes weed, I've never really been interested in either

Well, if you haven't had a want to alter your perception, definitely don't. Marijuana is far less inebriating of the two though. You are far less likely to do something (someone) you regret while under the influence.

Welp.

'Hello, just joined this place

I just watched Daniel's DaddyOFive videos. Lord jesus, it made me cry.

Ultra fucking disappointed. .-. I used to be verbally abused quite frequently when I was around 9-15. At 16 I was kicked out because I was gay. .-.

I'm sorry to hear that. Some people just can't handle the news that their children might not fit the mold they imagined for them.

Yeh

I live with my girlfriend so it's all gooodddddd.

indeed

Last time I drank with a female I ended up getting her in bed. 5 minutes later had to leave to puke. Fuck alcohol.

My daughter is gay, so I get it.

ez just don't be gay

fixed the problem