Fat Jesus says to eat half a box of Little Debbie Peanut Clusters and you will experience a glorious epiphany followed by a brilliant moment of clarity and only then will the answer to your question show itself to you.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

or just drink the alcohol...fuck it, amirite? 😄

Mayonnaise can indeed be an instrument, but context is key! 😛

Thanks fat jesus

Or harpy, convince your friend to smoke weed instead! Only if you live in a legal state! (or any place with air in which you can breathe)

Fat Jesus blessings be upon you, young one!

🤔

@Repzion See? My first day here and already helping people with their problems...GOTTA be what Ghandi felt like....ijs

lol he already smokes weed, I've never really been interested in either

Well, if you haven't had a want to alter your perception, definitely don't. Marijuana is far less inebriating of the two though. You are far less likely to do something (someone) you regret while under the influence.

Welp.

'Hello, just joined this place

I just watched Daniel's DaddyOFive videos. Lord jesus, it made me cry.

Ultra fucking disappointed. .-. I used to be verbally abused quite frequently when I was around 9-15. At 16 I was kicked out because I was gay. .-.

I'm sorry to hear that. Some people just can't handle the news that their children might not fit the mold they imagined for them.

Yeh

I live with my girlfriend so it's all gooodddddd.

indeed

Last time I drank with a female I ended up getting her in bed. 5 minutes later had to leave to puke. Fuck alcohol.

My daughter is gay, so I get it.

ez just don't be gay

fixed the problem

I saw both my parents on fathers day though they seemed... EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC.

That's not how it works lol.

Well that's good

o.O

lol are you talking about someone on here?

Yeeeeeeee.

Maybe wait to attack someone til they do something worthy?

I guess I dunno,

just an idea

I'm just fucking confused. xD

LOL

I'm bored as hell right now. .-.

I'm just drawing a bunch of weird shit.

I don't think Trump wants to kill the gays...Just not make so many allowances for them lol

Lol.

I'm an atheist so I dunno, FUCK ME.

What's being an atheist have to do with it? lol

I have no I-fucking-dea.