if it was dead ppl wouldn't be in here or posting in other channels

That seems even more legit 😄

whats up fats

Shit....being fat

u talkin to me?

issa joke lsjkdhaslkj lmao

All good...I'm fat...I own it lol

Boogie betrayed me and did something about his fatness

#Prayers4Boogie

Oh

is he exercising or something

surgery

Wow he must be lazy

everyone has their demons

when life gives you demons

make demonade

I like your fucking style, sir!

Aight gonna play some PUBG

if anyone needs me, just scream "FAT JESUS", and i'll be here directly.

Lol

fat jesus

you didn't yell it so I came on my own time

FAT JESUS

I need advice

Or are we done with the whole fat Jesus thing?

yo

I was busy...and i can't tell you what i was doing

private Fat Jesus business

I see XD

ugh

Well I feel kinda bad cuz it's my friends 18nth birthday and he is having a party and he said there was going to be alcohol there and no parent supervision, It really isn't my thing and I would probs be uncomfortable but I want to be there for him. What should I do fat Jesus?

Fat Jesus says to eat half a box of Little Debbie Peanut Clusters and you will experience a glorious epiphany followed by a brilliant moment of clarity and only then will the answer to your question show itself to you.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

or just drink the alcohol...fuck it, amirite? 😄

Mayonnaise can indeed be an instrument, but context is key! 😛

Thanks fat jesus

Or harpy, convince your friend to smoke weed instead! Only if you live in a legal state! (or any place with air in which you can breathe)

Fat Jesus blessings be upon you, young one!

🤔

@Repzion See? My first day here and already helping people with their problems...GOTTA be what Ghandi felt like....ijs

lol he already smokes weed, I've never really been interested in either