Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks

ayee

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Who knows maybe I’m asexual. I’ve never been a massively sexual person.

feelsbadman

I mean like tits are nice and all but I don’t have this biological drive to have sex. I’m just kinda laid back about the whole thing. Maybe that’s just because I know it’s not happening for awhile.

Or because you know it will never happen

I don't care that much, pornography and a hand is all i need.

Right.

my friend is mad cause she has no straight friends

Save the relationships for the women.

I’m not attractive so I don’t expect sex

@Carbs Nice Regular status

y’all are lonely

@Blaundee Thanks hun

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I’m more of the type to cherish a personal relationship with someone

I fuck 10 girls a day

Your fingers don't count as girls.

nice spelling

Maybe that makes me a neckbeard or a “nice guys” but I don’t really care tvh

*tbh

ok funny thing i finally have a crush on a girl whos not straight. She has a girlfriend i wanna die.

Haha get it cause masturbation

xddddd

>edits it to try and hide it

You just openly admitted to only jerking off you don’t get to make masturbation jokes

I thought I was gay for awhile

But I watched gay porn and I was horrified

idk dude

Gay porn is gross

Because you're a fucking lightweight

Dicks are gross

panis

Bitch I might be

u could be asexual

i mean idk

Jokes on you I’ve tanked 8 shots of whiskey and 4 shots of schnapps and I’m only slightly massively drunk

I have never been dunk.

Checkmate.