Message from @M'Lord Canaidia
Discord ID: 365686390253420546
nice spelling
Maybe that makes me a neckbeard or a “nice guys” but I don’t really care tvh
*tbh
ok funny thing i finally have a crush on a girl whos not straight. She has a girlfriend i wanna die.
Haha get it cause masturbation
xddddd
>edits it to try and hide it
You just openly admitted to only jerking off you don’t get to make masturbation jokes
I thought I was gay for awhile
But I watched gay porn and I was horrified
idk dude
Gay porn is gross
Because you're a fucking lightweight
Dicks are gross
panis
Bitch I might be
u could be asexual
i mean idk
Jokes on you I’ve tanked 8 shots of whiskey and 4 shots of schnapps and I’m only slightly massively drunk
I have never been dunk.
iv never been dead
Checkmate atheists
I don’t get hangovers so it’s not an issue
Canada you are pathetic
No pussy no drinks
Me and my sister have this trait. We don’t get hangovers at all. Like genetically speaking.
It’s kinda awesome but not because it means we’re at risk of alcoholism.
my life is sad, i had a crush on a girl my friend likes.
But I’ve always been a genetic freak. My whole family have been shorter than 5’8” going back as far as our genealogy goes. Guess how tall I am
uhh
6
'2
Close
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6’;”
*6’4”
i was about to say that
Jesus typing is hard.
fuck
Rip