Or because you know it will never happen

I don't care that much, pornography and a hand is all i need.

Right.

my friend is mad cause she has no straight friends

Save the relationships for the women.

I’m not attractive so I don’t expect sex

@Carbs Nice Regular status

y’all are lonely

@Blaundee Thanks hun

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❤

I’m more of the type to cherish a personal relationship with someone

I fuck 10 girls a day

Your fingers don't count as girls.

nice spelling

Maybe that makes me a neckbeard or a “nice guys” but I don’t really care tvh

*tbh

ok funny thing i finally have a crush on a girl whos not straight. She has a girlfriend i wanna die.

Haha get it cause masturbation

xddddd

>edits it to try and hide it

You just openly admitted to only jerking off you don’t get to make masturbation jokes

I thought I was gay for awhile

But I watched gay porn and I was horrified

idk dude

Gay porn is gross

Because you're a fucking lightweight

Dicks are gross

panis

Bitch I might be

u could be asexual

i mean idk

Jokes on you I’ve tanked 8 shots of whiskey and 4 shots of schnapps and I’m only slightly massively drunk

I have never been dunk.

Checkmate.

iv never been dead

Checkmate atheists

I don’t get hangovers so it’s not an issue

Canada you are pathetic

No pussy no drinks

Me and my sister have this trait. We don’t get hangovers at all. Like genetically speaking.