Message from @M'Lord Canaidia
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Idk. I did photoshop work for high schoolers. So I’ve seen a lot of dicks.
Uhh.
One guy made me make his dick curved
I was in high school with these people at the time
Who the fuck wants a curved dick?
People who know how vaginas work
Dumbass
Apparently some girls are into that
Idk not my place to judge
People thought I was gay throughout most of my time in high school
because you are
Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks
ayee
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Who knows maybe I’m asexual. I’ve never been a massively sexual person.
feelsbadman
I mean like tits are nice and all but I don’t have this biological drive to have sex. I’m just kinda laid back about the whole thing. Maybe that’s just because I know it’s not happening for awhile.
Or because you know it will never happen
Right.
my friend is mad cause she has no straight friends
Save the relationships for the women.
I’m not attractive so I don’t expect sex
y’all are lonely
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I’m more of the type to cherish a personal relationship with someone
I fuck 10 girls a day
Your fingers don't count as girls.
nice spelling
Maybe that makes me a neckbeard or a “nice guys” but I don’t really care tvh
*tbh
ok funny thing i finally have a crush on a girl whos not straight. She has a girlfriend i wanna die.
Haha get it cause masturbation
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>edits it to try and hide it
You just openly admitted to only jerking off you don’t get to make masturbation jokes