have you tried not being poor

Not hard.

I paid for my own surgery why can’t you

Also your PM may make me gay

guys im pretty sure the dani i knew was a girl.

sooo

You know how alcohol makes you think people are more attractive

Well I can attest to that because I saw myself in the mirror and didn’t have the immediate reaction of vomiting

there’s not a female dani here

ok i guess she left then

Well I mean Daniel could be a woman. We’ve never seen his dick. Unless I’ve missed something

do you wanna see my dick

@Repzion have we seen your dick before

Has anyone seen his dick before?

Not that I know I’d

me

*of

Idk. I did photoshop work for high schoolers. So I’ve seen a lot of dicks.

Uhh.

One guy made me make his dick curved

I was in high school with these people at the time

Who the fuck wants a curved dick?

People who know how vaginas work

Dumbass

Apparently some girls are into that

Idk not my place to judge

People thought I was gay throughout most of my time in high school

because you are

Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks

ayee

<:feels:280645240572870656>

Who knows maybe I’m asexual. I’ve never been a massively sexual person.

feelsbadman

I mean like tits are nice and all but I don’t have this biological drive to have sex. I’m just kinda laid back about the whole thing. Maybe that’s just because I know it’s not happening for awhile.

Or because you know it will never happen

I don't care that much, pornography and a hand is all i need.

Right.

my friend is mad cause she has no straight friends

Save the relationships for the women.

I’m not attractive so I don’t expect sex

@Carbs Nice Regular status