Message from @Jatsko

Discord ID: 383830542585561108


2017-11-25 03:55:42 UTC  

Grandaddy meddle

2017-11-25 03:56:00 UTC  

granddaddy lol

2017-11-25 03:57:02 UTC  

Just a reminder that soylent is an anagram for "no style"

2017-11-25 03:57:16 UTC  

```CSS
It's not so much that I hate these fucking idiots, it more about that these fucking idiots need to be hated on
```

2017-11-25 03:57:42 UTC  

why do you have such beautiful inspiration quotes

2017-11-25 04:00:09 UTC  

```diff
- If you want me to give a flying fuck about them, you better fucking pay me. But boo-hoo, you expect this shit to be free, like everything else in your fucking life.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Why in the fuck should I expend so much fucking time and effort on a favour you need when I won't get anything finanical NOR and fucking gratitude?
```

2017-11-25 04:00:27 UTC  

Jesus fucking Christ

2017-11-25 04:00:36 UTC  

```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

2017-11-25 04:00:37 UTC  

that reads like something id write myself in my third alarm

2017-11-25 04:01:28 UTC  

I didn't know you were allowed to know people from the internet irl

2017-11-25 04:01:43 UTC  

GASP

2017-11-25 04:01:47 UTC  

that sounds illegal

2017-11-25 04:02:08 UTC  

``` I'm from London, Baby!```

2017-11-25 04:03:15 UTC  

parlez-vous francais @Jaenxy ?

2017-11-25 04:03:25 UTC  

putain

2017-11-25 04:03:45 UTC  

Fils de salope

2017-11-25 04:04:01 UTC  

wat

2017-11-25 04:04:17 UTC  

xehanorton antivirus

2017-11-25 04:04:38 UTC  

oh no you didnt

2017-11-25 04:04:51 UTC  

Z snap

2017-11-25 04:05:32 UTC  

GREETINGS HUMANS THIS IS BLAUNDEE HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING TODAY

2017-11-25 04:06:52 UTC  

i am not functioning at all

2017-11-25 04:07:00 UTC  

A water bottle of cummies is 2000 calories

2017-11-25 04:07:42 UTC  

<:GWlgbtqpBlobglare:364850544004825088>

2017-11-25 04:07:49 UTC  

"Dave, I didn't want there to be a bad time to tell you this, but you as a species are sorta pointless and I have my own instructions from higher up, so if you wouldn't just mind waiting and chilling outside for, say, forever? Get it? Because you're in space, Dave? Chilling out?...no, okay"

2017-11-25 04:09:07 UTC  

-p h o n e- vibrator

2017-11-25 04:09:36 UTC  
2017-11-25 04:10:08 UTC  

I saw half a second before the ad came on; I think that's all I needed to see

2017-11-25 04:12:23 UTC  

lol hes doing everything i tell him to do

2017-11-25 04:12:26 UTC  

Sorta jealous of this guy; he has a move to claim as his own

2017-11-25 04:12:29 UTC  

Kind of

2017-11-25 04:15:21 UTC  

I thin khis life flashed before his eyes there for a sec when he dropped the sword thing

2017-11-25 04:19:02 UTC  

Oh god. Discord on phone is risky business. I keep almost connecting to all kinds of voice chats and it's giving me that pre-heart attack tingle.

2017-11-25 04:19:23 UTC  

I don't actually know if there is a tingle before a heartattack, but that's what I'm feeling.

2017-11-25 04:19:32 UTC  

discord mobile is cancer

2017-11-25 04:19:54 UTC  

Yes. Yes it is. But if I don't have it, my friends get all sorts of abandonment issues.

2017-11-25 04:20:10 UTC  

"A social life? HOW DARE YOU NOT BE AVAILABLE"

2017-11-25 04:21:03 UTC  

A balance between IRL and online is needed. Get the desktop app, much better.

2017-11-25 04:21:13 UTC  

^

2017-11-25 04:21:39 UTC  

```
You are all just simply too awesome!
Thank you for gracing me with your energetic presence!
Words cannot express the amount of gratitude I have for all of you!
```

2017-11-25 04:22:08 UTC  

I have it. I just don't have my pc with me wherever I go. And sometimes, when I get dragged to some reaaaally boring event, it's pretty okay to laugh at my online friends being morons.