Oh god. Discord on phone is risky business. I keep almost connecting to all kinds of voice chats and it's giving me that pre-heart attack tingle.

I don't actually know if there is a tingle before a heartattack, but that's what I'm feeling.

Yes. Yes it is. But if I don't have it, my friends get all sorts of abandonment issues.

"A social life? HOW DARE YOU NOT BE AVAILABLE"

I have it. I just don't have my pc with me wherever I go. And sometimes, when I get dragged to some reaaaally boring event, it's pretty okay to laugh at my online friends being morons.

Oh dear.

http://www.georgeforemancooking.com/

Here you go.

Yw.

I gotchu.

Cold as hell. ❄️

Nooooooo

I'm hungry now 😦

Sure. Whatever floats your goat.

It's 5:39 am though. 😭

I'd rather not trip over something loud in this big ol' house so I wake everyone up. The food available is... not doughy nor glazed.

😭

I presume you mean the movie? Never seen it. Any good?

Aww. You were stalking my steam? I'm flattered.

I might have to check it out then.

I have a tendency to get a bit skiddish with scary things.

It's sunlight plus incredibly pale skin.

I like the Voldemort-esque feel it gives me, ya know.

Who needs a nose, really.

Like, totally buggin'? (I hope someone else gets that reference or else I might have to dig myself a nice little hole to reside in for the night)

Daniel. I will admit.

On this tiny phone that dog looked like a gorilla.

That... escalated.

I mean, I see that now. But it took a little while.

I thought you were making some kinda meta-evolutionary-statement

But a pupper makes sense too.

I would never. Mostly because I don't think she would understand.

But she's cute

Another movie franchise I only know pick up lines themed by.

Do not lynch me, I am innocent!

... help.

Uh, does it at all rectify anything if I say that I really dont watch movies?

I've watched all the old Bond movies... if that somehow helps.

<has not watched either>

I do theatre, it kinda takes the magic away for me

And also when you're an actor you kinda just get hung up on techniques.

OH NO HELP

I swear i just heard my best friend's mother moaning

Oh this will be awkward in the morning

Uh, I mean I guess she has all right. Three adult kids later, single mother and it is her house

I'll just somehow convince myself it was an auditory hallucination

I see a Norwegian flag

My senses are telling me to stand 10 feet away to abide to social norms

That doesnt sound nutritious

Atleast serve some potatoes on the side

I would say it was an unsuccessful trip to Walmart if all you came home with was ass for groceries

I read that as cat. Hi people.

(I still think fixing your cat sounds interesting... did it break?)

Oh god

🙄

Graceful, your name... It's 4am and my idiot brain decided to kick into high gear

It makes me bitter

+slumber*

Fuck.

I hate this phone.

*slumber*

There.

Welp. My polar opposite then.

Heyheyhey.

Pretend it was philosophical.

*And the chat fell to the ground... Deceased. It was all because of the pure poetry coming from the urban legend known as "Garbage man".*

No. No. Thank YOU. My life suddenly has meaning now.

Same here. Truly life changing.

There are plenty of other orifices I would choose before that one. But if the paycheck has enough digits, I suppose.

You do you, boo.

Noot? Pingu, my childhood hero, is that you?!

Ah that sucks, Slamo.

I don't even live in the states, so I can't do nuffin'. I just have to sit here and watch the world crumble.

Ugh.

Our government is shit, but thankfully not that shit. Sorry you have to live like that. 😔

We have a raging, extremist Christian racist as our minister of integration and immigration.

And a cultural minister who doesn't care about culture and wants to cut all the budgets. Go figure.

Well, atleast if there are nazi marches there would be a public reaction in Germany.

Not here. Nope.

Not in England.

I live in Norway. We have the least amount of refugees and it's actually despicable. We have too much money and room not to take in more.

It is.

Here it definitely is.

We're number one when it comes to quality of life.

I won't sit on a pile of money and accept people being slaughtered. Sorry.

Syrians. Maybe you don't read news.

I give up. You clearly don't do research. At all.

I've learnt one thing in my life; never try to have an actual discussion with someone who can't do research.

Smug? How the fuck am I smug?

Oh, yep, there we go. I was waiting for that bullshit statement.

I have never in my life met a disrespectful refugee or Muslim. Plenty of disrespectful Europeans though.

And that's how I know you do no research.

@Casa because there are like no muslims where you live

That

I am fully aware. Which is why I refuse to sit back and let people get bombed, starve and suffer without helping.

I am COMPLETELY aware of my privilege.

I give up. You can't debate with someone who can't look at credible sources without their bigotry blocking their fucking view.

Hello people of discord.

Also, I feel you Ophi. I just had a friend of mine tell me "Oh, you're just incredible in a thousand ways. But I can't accept that you don't believe in God".

People can be really sucky sometimes.

Uh, ya know, I just had breakfast, so I'm thinking I wanna keep it in my system for a bit longer, ya know

Yeah, what sucks the most is that I identify as a humanist, which literally means believing in the potential of humans. That we can learn and grow and become less sucky over time.

And I completely accepted that he was a worship leader and he seemed to get comfortable with not being able to convert me too.

But hey, it's another lesson learned