Message from @Blaundee
Discord ID: 383829299280740352
call me grandpa. or gramps.
I have daddy issues
"Daddy" doesn't have to assume any children at all, sweet summer child
gramps preferably.
GDANDADDY
GRAMPS.
Grandaddu
lol
that works.
Grandaddu Damo
cranky old man.
"Meddle is scary"
🤔
Grandaddy meddle
granddaddy lol
Just a reminder that soylent is an anagram for "no style"
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It's not so much that I hate these fucking idiots, it more about that these fucking idiots need to be hated on
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why do you have such beautiful inspiration quotes
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- If you want me to give a flying fuck about them, you better fucking pay me. But boo-hoo, you expect this shit to be free, like everything else in your fucking life.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Why in the fuck should I expend so much fucking time and effort on a favour you need when I won't get anything finanical NOR and fucking gratitude?
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Jesus fucking Christ
that reads like something id write myself in my third alarm
I didn't know you were allowed to know people from the internet irl
GASP
that sounds illegal
``` I'm from London, Baby!```
putain
Fils de salope
wat
xehanorton antivirus
oh no you didnt
Z snap
GREETINGS HUMANS THIS IS BLAUNDEE HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING TODAY
i am not functioning at all
A water bottle of cummies is 2000 calories
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"Dave, I didn't want there to be a bad time to tell you this, but you as a species are sorta pointless and I have my own instructions from higher up, so if you wouldn't just mind waiting and chilling outside for, say, forever? Get it? Because you're in space, Dave? Chilling out?...no, okay"
-p h o n e- vibrator
I saw half a second before the ad came on; I think that's all I needed to see