Message from @TroopBot

Discord ID: 387853903812886528


2017-12-06 06:25:56 UTC  

We're a multiracial empire

2017-12-06 06:26:13 UTC  

Yes. Also interesting little tidbit. Humans laugh when you tickle their ribs but not when you scratch at the rib bone itself.

2017-12-06 06:26:33 UTC  

My race wants the resources

2017-12-06 06:26:47 UTC  

That's a weird fact. Love it

2017-12-06 06:26:48 UTC  

The pod people want the humans as hosts

2017-12-06 06:26:53 UTC  

👀

2017-12-06 06:27:16 UTC  

I have made friends here we shouldn't hurt them.

2017-12-06 06:28:00 UTC  

Who said anything about hurting?

2017-12-06 06:28:11 UTC  

All they need to do is assimilate

2017-12-06 06:28:16 UTC  

Oh if you tell a human something over and over again they'll eventually believe you depending on how guliable you are.

2017-12-06 06:28:36 UTC  

It was understood. No don't hurt the humans they are funnnnnnn......

2017-12-06 06:29:35 UTC  

They make a nice snack, too

2017-12-06 06:30:17 UTC  

No don't eat themmmmmm.....stahp! My friends!

2017-12-06 06:31:13 UTC  

commit suicide

2017-12-06 06:31:15 UTC  

relax

2017-12-06 06:31:30 UTC  

i only eat the ones i don't like

2017-12-06 06:32:06 UTC  

Don't hurt dah humanz....

2017-12-06 06:32:28 UTC  

I don't hurt humans

2017-12-06 06:32:35 UTC  

Yay!

2017-12-06 06:32:36 UTC  

It's very painless

2017-12-06 06:32:56 UTC  

But you take them away..........may humanz....

2017-12-06 06:33:31 UTC  

Fuuuuucl

2017-12-06 06:33:40 UTC  

Are you fuckets high

2017-12-06 06:33:51 UTC  

No I am trooper.

2017-12-06 06:34:24 UTC  

Yeah...

2017-12-06 06:35:55 UTC  

I don't do drugs

2017-12-06 06:36:32 UTC  

Aren't they the illegal things humans still get to?

2017-12-06 06:37:28 UTC  

Fuck off bitch

2017-12-06 06:40:34 UTC  

I still don't know what fuck means.

2017-12-06 06:48:47 UTC  

I want a Katyusha artillery truck

2017-12-06 06:49:36 UTC  

Drugs aren’t illegal everywhere dumbass

2017-12-06 06:52:53 UTC  

I don't live here I don't know this.

2017-12-06 07:02:52 UTC  

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2017-12-06 07:13:02 UTC  

🐸

2017-12-06 07:16:31 UTC  

that is a lesser frog

2017-12-06 07:19:10 UTC  

don't have any pepes

2017-12-06 07:28:26 UTC  

What is that supposed to mean

2017-12-06 07:29:09 UTC  

who knows

2017-12-06 07:31:23 UTC  

What games do you play miffens

2017-12-06 07:31:54 UTC  

everything. What do you play?

2017-12-06 07:33:10 UTC  

Same