I was hoping to start a hivemind

Maybe take over the Earth

I'm an alien but I do not shape shift. Earth has been really nice recently tho?

We'd have to take down Trump to take over the earth.

Wot

That's why it has so many resources to drain

Humans have this think they call free will it is very fun to play with.

To feed the Cezolfoximotio Empire

Yes but human minds are very easy to manipulate as well.

We're a multiracial empire

Yes. Also interesting little tidbit. Humans laugh when you tickle their ribs but not when you scratch at the rib bone itself.

My race wants the resources

That's a weird fact. Love it

The pod people want the humans as hosts

👀

I have made friends here we shouldn't hurt them.

Who said anything about hurting?

All they need to do is assimilate

Oh if you tell a human something over and over again they'll eventually believe you depending on how guliable you are.

It was understood. No don't hurt the humans they are funnnnnnn......

They make a nice snack, too

No don't eat themmmmmm.....stahp! My friends!

commit suicide

relax

i only eat the ones i don't like

Don't hurt dah humanz....

I don't hurt humans

Yay!

It's very painless

But you take them away..........may humanz....

Fuuuuucl

Are you fuckets high

No I am trooper.

Yeah...

I don't do drugs

Aren't they the illegal things humans still get to?

Fuck off bitch

I still don't know what fuck means.

I want a Katyusha artillery truck

Drugs aren’t illegal everywhere dumbass

I don't live here I don't know this.