Basically.

@Chancellor Having drunken recall about Australian history right now.

Captain cook was the based explorer right?

Drunk is probably the right state to think about australian history.

Based explorer, hero of the 7 years war.
Killed by Hawaiian natives I think.

Went to Australia to see the eclipse, found out a more accurate measurement of earth via shadow measurements.

And declared Terra Nullius.

Fucking abbos, they made a stick that goes forward to hunt, a stick that comes back to you and they huff gas. What have you done for me lately Abbos???

They kept a lotta information alive via oral tradition.
Like they have stories of mega-fauna, dinosaurs and thousands of year old floods still in their culture.

And uhhh, the Tasmanians forgot how to light fire, so they kept a fire going for over a thousand years.
Which is impressive I guess.

Beside the bikie Boyz. Thoze Niggas Iz Lit AF

https://youtu.be/Ivq5icJnGXk

1000 year fire is pretty tight as well. Also Dino history is based @Chancellor

It's necessarily that they're completely stupid and useless, they seem to be very good at certain things.
But treating them as the same, it really just disadvantages everyone involved.

Man, the prospect of a thousand year fire just sounds magical.

The aboriginals were particularly good with fire.

When they arrived in Australia it was... not verdant but green definitely.

And they just burnt it down constantly.

The current ecosystem is actually built around manmade fires, a lotta stuff requires being lit on fire to germinate.
It's pretty fascinating.

Who wins in a fight? 100 Abbos or 100 feather Indians?

Indians.

Abos were amazingly shit at warfare, never had the concept of land ownership.

Indians knew how to kill.

Before gun powder and horses?

Modern day abos aren't really known for combat either.
They had no war, no land, no civilization, nomadic for 12000 years, no written language or agriculture.

Same religion, same culture, same tribal structure since the birth of humanity as far as we know it.

Any cave paintings?

The Iroquis had confederations, they had a written language, they had trade, they had conquest, bows and arrows.

Yes.

Link of cave paintings?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/85/3d/b5853d6572356a38254ab736c032d953.jpg
This is the most common type of stuff.

They got clay, wet it on the ground and painted with sticks, outlines of hands or put it on their hands.

Almost a hand turkey

Some would take the clay in their mouth, wet it with their spit and spray it onto the cave wall over their hand.

Pretty good brah

lmao, thats still stone age-tier

tbh

Aboriginals are stone age tier.

ehh

before that

Tfw better art than what I can do

It represents the clawing hands of every single abbo trying to climb out of hell.