Barack approached the train. “Hello.”, he barely got out, his voice uncharacteristically cracking. For once in his life, he was at a loss for words.

The engine slowly moved his large eyes towards the tall, caramel colored man in front of him. Dressed in a suit, he surely looked professional, but his sweating face betrayed his thoughts. Thomas was stunned- no one had ever looked at him like this before! He collected his thoughts. “Hello. And who are you?”

Barack was stunned by Thomas’ coy and sexy voice. “I’m Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States. And you are?”

“Thomas the Tank Engine.” Barack was flabbergasted at how lovely the name sounded. He could sing it loud, and it would be like music playing. But when he whispered “Thomas” under his breath, it was almost like praying.

“Thomas, I am a very important man in my country. I have privileges that you couldn’t imagine, and I’m very wealthy to boot. I don’t do this often- well, never- but the fact is, I feel like we have a connection, and a deep one at that. I would like to offer you a spot on the train back in my private jet. I feel like we need some time to… develop this relationship.” Barack knew the words coming out of his mouth were forward, and, considering that Michelle was waiting at home, unethical, but he couldn’t stop the flow of language simply spilling out of his mouth.

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wtf

<#257355998065459200> exists for a reason

Lmao

what the

I fully respect the hair game

Good morning everyone! I hope you are all bundling up for this cold weather and having a good morning!

It's been cold for so long, freezing this morning but I'm home now 👌

good morning to you too

It's been cold here too but still no snow :'-(

Also good morrow to all of you 💜

https://youtu.be/aHLPOy0gJIY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XM597XO94

Parabellum

What's that mean

It's gotta be like

Beyond war

Or somethin

Is John Wick even that good

What is a John Wick?

never seen john wick

I’ve heard it’s a laundry detergent

Will it turn my clothes into combat fatigues?

@Blaundee is that a good or bad thing?

that you look like cliffy b?

Yeh

I also had to google that 😂

lol

good and bad

did a lot for the gaming in his prime, ended his career in a bitter fashion

I mean, you didn’t call me a human dumpster fire so, I’ll take it.

Oof my tummy hungy

[Throws steak]

I need more steak in my life

Cooking steak is an art form

Okay I've tried watching John Wick and it's like

not very good