Ayo

I’m a bird? Cool shit

You just made vegans cry

And I love it

I’m freegan, I only fruits and vegetables out of dumpsters

I need a drink

Hi, new here, I’m Dad.

My work is food service, and I plan on suicide

My coworkers and fine enough, customers get on my goddamn nerves.

Oh, it is.

I need to go back to school for radio broadcasting.

I wanna be the newest deejay.

Anyone wanna make a podcast? lol

I’ve snapped back at a couple customers, but my managers like me enough that they just gave me a slap on the wrist.

I don’t do it anymore, just when I was first starting out.

I’ve got the voice for it 🤷🏻‍♂️

At least I can put it on. I’m good at voicework

Food service is a nightmare with social anxiety. I’ve gotten over it for the most part, but I need a better profession. My cousin’s actually gonna teach me how to weld.

Fast food, waiting tables, cooking, etc.

I kinda want to wait tables, I can be charismatic even if someone’s being a dick to me, I’d get tipped pretty well 🤷🏻‍♂️

Idk but I’m glad it is, I’ve been looking for more servers with good people.

Most “YouTuber” servers are kinda cringey, but you guys seem cool.

What is a John Wick?

Will it turn my clothes into combat fatigues?

@Blaundee is that a good or bad thing?

Yeh

I also had to google that 😂

I mean, you didn’t call me a human dumpster fire so, I’ll take it.

I need more steak in my life

Cooking steak is an art form

Movies nowadays are really hit or miss

Or maybe most of us just have nostalgia goggles on idk

Hoping Star Wars 9 won’t be a total shitshow

But Star Wars tho

Came out in the 70s-80s, I agree with you for the most part

That’s fair.

I thought we weren’t allowed to post porn in this channel 😍

What even is that?

Avocado is fantastic when it’s on other things, but by itself it’s not much to write home about.

I’ve been trying a vegan diet this month, and every time I see steak I’m just like uggghhh

Get inside me

Most are insufferable, I’ll agree.

If I keep going with it, I’ll probably go pescatarian, I’ve been wanting to make some salmon.

Woah

My tattoo artist’s mentor has tattooed rob zombie

I went to work, and got sent home and get paid for half the day due to maintenance being done on the store. Decent day.

Henlo

Sah, dude?

What’s cookin’, good lookin’?

Woah woah, who’s Repzion?

He’s the guy who makes videos on Onion, right?

Yeah, I think I’ve heard of him.

In all serious, it’s kind of satisfying seeing Greg deteriorate like he is.

And fuck, the JoySparkles files are... a fucking shit show, but I enjoyed Dan’s videos on her.

I almost called in sick to work today, but when I got there they sent me home anyway. Tell the universe what you want, and it’ll provide.

I’d drop $1000 on that soup

I’ll DM you my paypal

Though I’m not sure if that was called for

Hot

Officially afraid

Oh frick, I haven’t eaten yet today.

I need the food

THANK YOU, I fucking hate tomatoes

Killer Simpson’s reference

I can only do sun dried if any

Weird question, anyone have any experience homebrewing a Wii?

Like for emulators, and all that

What's good, ya buncha bitches?

Oof yesss degrade me

I've had some hot teachers in my day, and idk, I've seen some fully hispanic women that look straight up asian.

For a second, I thought I was looking at dog food.

Boi

@IRespectHestia hell yeah

Beyblades? I play Yugioh, ya fuckin' cuck.

Treat your objects like women, and they'll never say no.

My whole life has been odd tactics, and I've made it this far.

I give myself like 5 more years.

Being someone from the south, I fully agree.

In Sparta, Tennessee, I'm a fuckin' 10. Anywhere else, I'm a 4... maybe.

Eh, I think it all just depends on how you take care of yourself.

Sometimes genetics can just be unfortunate as well.

Someone tweeted that men under 30 aren't attractive, so I was like "welp, I'm just gonna be repulsive for the next 6 years"

I live in the meth and old fart capital of TN, NYC is a promise land comparatively.

Both make me wanna kill myself so

I've got a mountain of medical bills to pay, Canada is calling to me.

That goes for therapy and all that, yeah?

Fuck, I'd be in the same situation.

Either way, I can deal without a therapist, just as long as I can get surgeries, and not die of the flu.

I've been deteriorating since 11, nothing can change that at this point.

I had to stop seeing my therapist, couldn't afford her anymore. America

Yeah, I just try to take REALLY good care of my teeth so I don't have to go.

Dentists are fucking crooks

I had to have a molar pulled a couple years ago, still don't have an implant, and I don't want any more pulled.

At least it's not noticeable

CBD oil's helped my anxiety a lot.

When are we gonna get a new Rayman game? ugghh

We need a Rayman 4 after Beyond Good and Evil 2

Ummm Half-Life?