WATCH OUT

Frick

Hiya

Hello

You're all FIGGITS

Loophole

😆

Wanna suck my tictac sized peepee

*O h*

I pissed on a cockroach and killed it

<a:rapidsucc:525012450333032458> this'll be you

But without that much movement

O h n o

Coz then my peepee would fall out of your mouth

:(

LMAO that's-

I cannot

Wow, that's fantastic

I'm dying of laughter

Yea I bet you like that

I'll fricklefrackle your peepeehole with it

*Actually, I'm a ghost, so*

*Statefarm theme plays*

Ah no this is worse than satisfying femoids!!1!1!1

My peepee goes straight through you

At least I can say I've been ballsdeep to my friends

:(

*Oof*

I bet you'd love to touch me down there

Don't shatter my dreams

I have to tell myself this to stay alive

It's been years since I last touched someone physically

Same

Good morning, everyone!

If you'll excuse me, this pot won't smoke itself

Last time a stranger accidentally brushed up against me so I jizzed so hard in my pantsu

Hello blue boi

Wtf

If you're not medicated, you're not living

#sMoKeWeEd

I left my medication at home actually