I don’t believe that

Its a joke, heh.

i live in the US i just know Australian stuff through the urban dictionary lol

Australia is a hell hole out to kill its inhabitants

Greetings losers

Australia shoulda been called British Texas, change my mind.

Failed miscarriage here

They don’t sound British

Should be called just "THE END"

Lol they absolutely do not

_They're descendants of British people._

Still

We abandoned them

australia wildin

😂👏🏻 we put Australia up for adoption

Oh god my friends is making me listen to Irish Folk Hardstyle

Just nuke the whole country

Nobody:
Bear Grylls: "I'm gonna drink my own pee."

Australia doesn't exist

Run while you still can

Bunny knows what’s up

Why don’t people fall off Australia

They’re upside down

Because they’re wearing sticky shoes. Duh

They stick so they don’t fall

Cause the spiders arw keeping the in place

Everyone open your refrigerator to end global warming

Refrigerators*

Poor people use spiders cus they can’t afford sticky shoes

They have webs over the sky so nobody falls off

Then thats everyone there

All aussies were bitten by radioactive spiders

They’re locked to the ground with a scaffolding harness

What if we’re the ones who are upside down?

Nah we would’ve fallen off

By now

What if we are all wearing sticky shoes and we just don’t know it

We noe hating on Australia ? :(

Unless...

Now*

At birth they're thrown out into the wild to make sure they can survive that hellish place