_They're descendants of British people._

Still

We abandoned them

australia wildin

😂👏🏻 we put Australia up for adoption

Oh god my friends is making me listen to Irish Folk Hardstyle

Just nuke the whole country

Nobody:
Bear Grylls: "I'm gonna drink my own pee."

Australia doesn't exist

Run while you still can

Bunny knows what’s up

Why don’t people fall off Australia

They’re upside down

Because they’re wearing sticky shoes. Duh

They stick so they don’t fall

Cause the spiders arw keeping the in place

Everyone open your refrigerator to end global warming

Refrigerators*

Poor people use spiders cus they can’t afford sticky shoes

They have webs over the sky so nobody falls off

Then thats everyone there

All aussies were bitten by radioactive spiders

They’re locked to the ground with a scaffolding harness

What if we’re the ones who are upside down?

Nah we would’ve fallen off

By now

What if we are all wearing sticky shoes and we just don’t know it

We noe hating on Australia ? :(

Unless...

Now*

At birth they're thrown out into the wild to make sure they can survive that hellish place

Australia is populated by spidermen

They’re basically all the same

They’re hanging upside down with their webs out

That sounds wrong

:joy

Idk I'd trade California for austr2 though

Australia

At least there are legal weed farms in Cali

Here we have to worry about the quality every week

Something had to be legal to be able to live there