Omg

My old boss tortured me with pictures of Australian opossum everyday

Did you know Australians say Spagbol instead of spaghetti bolongese

Hi guys

Nope and thats awful

what up gamers i completely forgot rep had a discord

They also say Makkers instead of Macdonalds

I thought it was patrons only til I saw his last video

same

So bad even that the Australian Mac Donald’s is considering changing their name to makkers

do you mean maccas?

Yes

My typing is bad cause I don’t speak Australian slang

In Germany they have "fuhrer king" instead of Burger King.

I don’t believe that

Its a joke, heh.

i live in the US i just know Australian stuff through the urban dictionary lol

Australia is a hell hole out to kill its inhabitants

Greetings losers

Australia shoulda been called British Texas, change my mind.

Failed miscarriage here

They don’t sound British

Should be called just "THE END"

Lol they absolutely do not

_They're descendants of British people._

Still

We abandoned them

australia wildin

😂👏🏻 we put Australia up for adoption

Oh god my friends is making me listen to Irish Folk Hardstyle

Just nuke the whole country

Nobody:
Bear Grylls: "I'm gonna drink my own pee."

Australia doesn't exist

Run while you still can

Bunny knows what’s up

Why don’t people fall off Australia

They’re upside down

Because they’re wearing sticky shoes. Duh

They stick so they don’t fall

Cause the spiders arw keeping the in place

Everyone open your refrigerator to end global warming