Message from @Maxpphire
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onision has never made a good anything
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Onision is a r/niceguy
okay guys im goin to bed, have a good night xoxo i love u all
what if greg pulled your pants down to change your diaper, would you giggle?
Night ~
yes or no?
NO
I would commit suicide if he did
what if father onion took you to the park, holding your hand firmly with a warm smile plastered on his face, would you hug him?
I would kick him
i mean
it's warm 60* smile
stay golden fish y'all
i will
I would rather get fucked by a knife
ROFL
getting fucked by a knife would feel awful
It would be orgasmic compared to being touched by Greg
what if you went on an amazing dinner date with onichan. would you thank him for the meal?
No I would spit in his face
I would fake thank him. Bc free food
Then kick him
ask dan to create a kick starter for an onision dating sim!
Onion boy does not deserve thanks, he deserves a fucking 7.62 Mauser round in his fucking skull
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I-
How about an 8,8cm flak shell
what if you and onichan took a cooking class together to *break the ice* , would you blush?
Just use a 50 caliber rifle and obliterate his head, there, done
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Thatβs gross
Ew
But why use an anti-tank rifle when you could use an anti-tank cannon
i like onions on my tacos Al pastor
and pineapple
mmmmm
I hate onions. Especially working at A&W making onion rings and feeling the nasty slime onions nahhhh fam