I was freaking the fuck out. Tryna calm myself down by eating cereal but I couldn’t taste it and the bowl seemed never ending

would you let toby games sing you to sleep?

As long as it onion boy

what if a onion

<:Blonde:463898397313859604>

i want cereal.... but that would mean getting dressed

im an onision fan undercover

😢

onion spooks

onision has never made a good song

Yeah true

expect banana song

🍌

onision has never made a good anything

/thread

Onision is a r/niceguy

okay guys im goin to bed, have a good night xoxo i love u all

what if greg pulled your pants down to change your diaper, would you giggle?

Night ~

yes or no?

NO

I would commit suicide if he did

what if father onion took you to the park, holding your hand firmly with a warm smile plastered on his face, would you hug him?

I would kick him

i mean

it's warm 60* smile

stay golden fish y'all

i will

I would rather get fucked by a knife

ROFL

getting fucked by a knife would feel awful

It would be orgasmic compared to being touched by Greg

I imagine onion boy would also feel awful

what if you went on an amazing dinner date with onichan. would you thank him for the meal?

No I would spit in his face

I would fake thank him. Bc free food

Then kick him

ask dan to create a kick starter for an onision dating sim!

Onion boy does not deserve thanks, he deserves a fucking 7.62 Mauser round in his fucking skull

^

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