Message from @Imagica
Discord ID: 603841582617067521
onision has never made a good song
Yeah true
expect banana song
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onision has never made a good anything
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Onision is a r/niceguy
okay guys im goin to bed, have a good night xoxo i love u all
what if greg pulled your pants down to change your diaper, would you giggle?
Night ~
yes or no?
NO
I would commit suicide if he did
what if father onion took you to the park, holding your hand firmly with a warm smile plastered on his face, would you hug him?
I would kick him
i mean
it's warm 60* smile
stay golden fish y'all
i will
I would rather get fucked by a knife
getting fucked by a knife would feel awful
It would be orgasmic compared to being touched by Greg
I imagine onion boy would also feel awful
what if you went on an amazing dinner date with onichan. would you thank him for the meal?
No I would spit in his face
I would fake thank him. Bc free food
Then kick him
ask dan to create a kick starter for an onision dating sim!
Onion boy does not deserve thanks, he deserves a fucking 7.62 Mauser round in his fucking skull
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I-
How about an 8,8cm flak shell
what if you and onichan took a cooking class together to *break the ice* , would you blush?
Just use a 50 caliber rifle and obliterate his head, there, done
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Thatβs gross
Ew
But why use an anti-tank rifle when you could use an anti-tank cannon
i like onions on my tacos Al pastor