NO

I would commit suicide if he did

what if father onion took you to the park, holding your hand firmly with a warm smile plastered on his face, would you hug him?

I would kick him

i mean

it's warm 60* smile

stay golden fish y'all

i will

I would rather get fucked by a knife

ROFL

getting fucked by a knife would feel awful

It would be orgasmic compared to being touched by Greg

I imagine onion boy would also feel awful

what if you went on an amazing dinner date with onichan. would you thank him for the meal?

No I would spit in his face

I would fake thank him. Bc free food

Then kick him

ask dan to create a kick starter for an onision dating sim!

Onion boy does not deserve thanks, he deserves a fucking 7.62 Mauser round in his fucking skull

^

I-

How about an 8,8cm flak shell

what if you and onichan took a cooking class together to *break the ice* , would you blush?

@seggy no

Just use a 50 caliber rifle and obliterate his head, there, done

^

That’s gross

Ew

But why use an anti-tank rifle when you could use an anti-tank cannon

i like onions on my tacos Al pastor

and pineapple

mmmmm

I hate onions. Especially working at A&W making onion rings and feeling the nasty slime onions nahhhh fam

food

I hate onions too

Onion rings are pretty peng tho. <:idk:555861497037717516>

How much does onision owe for the wetlands?

Does anyone know if he’s done anything to the wetlands he’s recently bought?

funyuns

mmm

i like the spicy kind