Well, bird rescue

Would be really cool if my bird would leave me alone

Last time it was a ferret shelter

Give him love

I do for 6 hours

And she still won't give me a single second

Parrots are needy fucks tbh

So is my starling though I guess

... Birds are needy fucks

Ay y'all im bouta bit the hay

It's just like

She's not even sweet

Night night

Gn everybody

She just bites my fucking lips until l pet her

Night

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Thats what my starling would like to do for hours on end

As well as pick at my hair and shove his beak in my toes

idk what to do Ive tried just grabbing her beak or sitting her on the floor

oof

Bitey birds are a pain

She used to dangle from my ears

I think she has separation anxiety

I think what is usually recommended for bitey ones is not letting them on the shoulder if they are bitey

Do you have a portable perch or play gym?

Yes both

The problem is she absolutely insists on being on my shoulder

Can you get her to stay on it or does she just immediately leave?

Hrm

I've sat her down over and over again for an hour at a time

Just flies right back up onto me or follows me around chirping

Any treats she likes?

millet crackers and spinach

and she leaves them all

Hrmm

if I leave the room she runs from room to room

rip

Maybe a portable cage?

I've tried literally everything

I'm convinced I just have the autistic child equivalent of parrots