oof

Bitey birds are a pain

She used to dangle from my ears

I think she has separation anxiety

I think what is usually recommended for bitey ones is not letting them on the shoulder if they are bitey

Do you have a portable perch or play gym?

Yes both

The problem is she absolutely insists on being on my shoulder

Can you get her to stay on it or does she just immediately leave?

Hrm

I've sat her down over and over again for an hour at a time

Just flies right back up onto me or follows me around chirping

Any treats she likes?

millet crackers and spinach

and she leaves them all

Hrmm

if I leave the room she runs from room to room

rip

Maybe a portable cage?

I've tried literally everything

I'm convinced I just have the autistic child equivalent of parrots

lol oof

If it's that bad you might consider clipping her wings (Or getting them clipped if you are scared to)

I dont like clipping, but we've had to do it with the conure at some time till she was better about things.

unfortunately she flies like a motherfucker regardless

oof

I wake up and take her everywhere with me to the car to my friends etc

and the second she goes back in her cage she lets hell loose

I think she needs a boyfriend or something but I honestly think she'd just ignore a cagemate

Kinda sounds like my conure first 3 years we had her

She didnt know how to self-entertain and completely depended on being with one of us at all times

Maybe it's just her growing up

If you got her within the last year or two probably

I got her as a baby

How long ago?

About 5 months

Ohhh. She's a juvie then.

You may have to just ride it out

Birds are fucking dicks when they're juvies

I hope to God she isn't like this for 15 years LOL

I don't think so, ours was a lot like that until she hit 3 or 4. She was a youngin when we got her