It's okay, according to some people I could pass as my mom's older sister

Lollll

Omg

I hate looking and sounding so Young

Relatable i shave i look 15

Imagine being 19 and people think you’re 25

@×°×°Lizzie Hail×°×° HI

howdy 👀

Imagine looking your age

```Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness```

Morning guys

It is morning

My cat is such an asshole

All cats are assholes

He peed in his toy box while I was cleaning the litter boxes.

Oof

I cleaned them one at a time,so there's no excuses.

My mum’s cat tries to pee in the litter box while you’re trying to clean the litter box

Omg 😂

Then she tries to swat at the broom when you’re sweeping up the loose litter

My one cat tears holes in the bags of litter

what up my glip glops

Cats being shit heads

someone parked in our parking spot and my wife is pISSED.

she called the front office and got a “move or get towed” notice.

It’s a parking spot though

yeah but my ass is disabled

Ah

and it’s got ramp accessibility and it’s our like

assigned spot for our apartment

she gets really really fuckin mad when people are dicks to me

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there’s a ton of visitors’ parking

Yeah, that crossed my mind as soon as I sent that

There’s a towing mission in GTA V where you have to tow a car from a handicapped parking spot, the guy comes out just as you’re towing his car,” oh I was just parked for a minute”

Had half a mind to clap his goddamn ass, a minute in that game is like five hours or something

Vaccines cure autism

Vaccines cause hepatitis

And cure autism

ANTI VAX 100

i hate to say this about @Shattered chan but she needs new hair

hocus pocus head ass

Vaccines should be mandatory 3 times a day