Message from @👑— don't lose ur head!

Discord ID: 612341302046228511


2019-08-17 16:27:41 UTC  

```Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness```

2019-08-17 16:30:13 UTC  

Morning guys

2019-08-17 16:44:29 UTC  

It is morning

2019-08-17 17:19:24 UTC  

My cat is such an asshole

2019-08-17 17:23:36 UTC  

All cats are assholes

2019-08-17 17:25:20 UTC  

He peed in his toy box while I was cleaning the litter boxes.

2019-08-17 17:26:30 UTC  

Oof

2019-08-17 17:27:31 UTC  

I cleaned them one at a time,so there's no excuses.

2019-08-17 17:27:41 UTC  

My mum’s cat tries to pee in the litter box while you’re trying to clean the litter box

2019-08-17 17:28:06 UTC  

Omg 😂

2019-08-17 17:28:46 UTC  

Then she tries to swat at the broom when you’re sweeping up the loose litter

2019-08-17 17:29:55 UTC  

My one cat tears holes in the bags of litter

2019-08-17 17:44:26 UTC  

what up my glip glops

2019-08-17 17:44:40 UTC  

Cats being shit heads

2019-08-17 17:44:46 UTC  

someone parked in our parking spot and my wife is pISSED.

2019-08-17 17:45:03 UTC  

she called the front office and got a “move or get towed” notice.

2019-08-17 17:45:13 UTC  

It’s a parking spot though

2019-08-17 17:45:23 UTC  

yeah but my ass is disabled

2019-08-17 17:45:28 UTC  

Ah

2019-08-17 17:45:34 UTC  

and it’s got ramp accessibility and it’s our like

2019-08-17 17:45:43 UTC  

assigned spot for our apartment

2019-08-17 17:46:02 UTC  

she gets really really fuckin mad when people are dicks to me

2019-08-17 17:47:20 UTC  

<:KoichiThumbsUp:588934018238644224>

2019-08-17 17:47:28 UTC  

there’s a ton of visitors’ parking

2019-08-17 17:50:44 UTC  

Yeah, that crossed my mind as soon as I sent that

There’s a towing mission in GTA V where you have to tow a car from a handicapped parking spot, the guy comes out just as you’re towing his car,” oh I was just parked for a minute”

Had half a mind to clap his goddamn ass, a minute in that game is like five hours or something

2019-08-17 17:50:59 UTC  

Vaccines cure autism

2019-08-17 17:51:58 UTC  

Vaccines cause hepatitis

2019-08-17 17:52:02 UTC  

And cure autism

2019-08-17 17:52:08 UTC  

ANTI VAX 100

2019-08-17 17:58:50 UTC  

i hate to say this about @Shattered chan but she needs new hair

2019-08-17 17:58:55 UTC  

hocus pocus head ass

2019-08-17 18:01:55 UTC  

Vaccines should be mandatory 3 times a day

2019-08-17 18:33:39 UTC  

so, what if we'd like to advertise something?

2019-08-17 18:33:44 UTC  

video, in that case

2019-08-17 18:33:49 UTC  

or is that a no go?

2019-08-17 18:34:44 UTC  

i dont wanna ping mods lmao

2019-08-17 18:37:22 UTC  

Hey competition grows a country

2019-08-17 18:37:29 UTC  

Free market best market

2019-08-17 18:37:56 UTC  

I mean, yeah, but I don't wanna get banned lmao

2019-08-17 18:54:38 UTC  

gay

2019-08-17 18:57:46 UTC  

@Blaundee Hi there!