Notta big boi

U

I've been awake for 2 days

Fight me

Lol ud be a weak boi

Hmm

I just got called kiddo, please kill me

Who called you a kiddo?

A customer at work

Lol

It's okay, according to some people I could pass as my mom's older sister

Lollll

Omg

I hate looking and sounding so Young

Relatable i shave i look 15

Imagine being 19 and people think you’re 25

@×°×°Lizzie Hail×°×° HI

howdy 👀

Imagine looking your age

```Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness```

Morning guys

It is morning

My cat is such an asshole

All cats are assholes

He peed in his toy box while I was cleaning the litter boxes.

Oof

I cleaned them one at a time,so there's no excuses.

My mum’s cat tries to pee in the litter box while you’re trying to clean the litter box

Omg 😂

Then she tries to swat at the broom when you’re sweeping up the loose litter

My one cat tears holes in the bags of litter

what up my glip glops

Cats being shit heads

someone parked in our parking spot and my wife is pISSED.

she called the front office and got a “move or get towed” notice.

It’s a parking spot though

yeah but my ass is disabled

Ah

and it’s got ramp accessibility and it’s our like

assigned spot for our apartment

she gets really really fuckin mad when people are dicks to me