role model

Thank you

all praise this person

i’m finna punch these rain clouds in the face bc it’s been four fucking hours now and they ain’t done

they rained 7 hours yesterday wtf

swap weather with meeee

ok i’ve been informed that this is, in fact, a tropical storm happening so

You'll wake up with a palm tree in your rectum

hot

Oh dear

It's like 17C here and it's only 7

my dude

17c is still to hot

gimme -5 minimum

i want my toes to freeze off

it’s regularly 97-102° f here

so around 35c

yikes

17C is way too hot

I require death.

i require frozen eyeballs

Likely going to hit 24C by 12

i require frozen balls

my dog just peed on my floor bc i tried to pick her up ):

it needs to be so cold that my dick fucking retracts into my body

dude

Oh deffo

I'm not very fond of Iceland but I miss it at the moment

moon is secretly into it

Way too bloody hot over here

where are you?

Brisbane

**?????????**

why all the way over there

y’all make a lotta assumptions abt me for not even knowing my name

denial

i thought that said daniel

Because I go to a uni just outside of Brisbane

nut