so around 35c

yikes

17C is way too hot

I require death.

i require frozen eyeballs

Likely going to hit 24C by 12

i require frozen balls

my dog just peed on my floor bc i tried to pick her up ):

it needs to be so cold that my dick fucking retracts into my body

dude

Oh deffo

I'm not very fond of Iceland but I miss it at the moment

moon is secretly into it

Way too bloody hot over here

where are you?

Brisbane

**?????????**

why all the way over there

y’all make a lotta assumptions abt me for not even knowing my name

denial

i thought that said daniel

Because I go to a uni just outside of Brisbane

nut

i want some strawberries now, but i can’t leave my house bc of the rain ):

one direction is trash

mood

"waaaaaaaahhh, WAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHA"

-Heavy

lol who

Omg I want what Blaundee posted

alright imma go to bed

ill see you guys tomorrow '

Goodnight skinny

night bro

Having a baby is like keeping cum as a pet

even worse

THEY GROWWW

go to sleep XD

Alrighty I'll see myself out