If this wasn't such a nice house and our landlords were not pretty awesome, I think we'd find someplace else to live

i’m so sick of my facebook, who let me live

Ur mom

that bitch

Go beat her up

Take her lunch money

XD

I know I am incredibly hilarious
Continue to boost my self esteem

push my sister down a well

she just fell

You're so cool, with your yellow name.

oh but i love to dwell

Yellow is my happy color you barbarian

you’re piss flavored

Correct

omg whyy

it’s the truth, sorry

I embrace this truth

role model

Thank you

all praise this person

i’m finna punch these rain clouds in the face bc it’s been four fucking hours now and they ain’t done

they rained 7 hours yesterday wtf

swap weather with meeee

ok i’ve been informed that this is, in fact, a tropical storm happening so

You'll wake up with a palm tree in your rectum

hot

Oh dear

It's like 17C here and it's only 7

my dude

17c is still to hot

gimme -5 minimum

i want my toes to freeze off

it’s regularly 97-102° f here

so around 35c

yikes

17C is way too hot

I require death.

i require frozen eyeballs

Likely going to hit 24C by 12

i require frozen balls