haHA it’s too wholesome i cannot

Law enforcement, especially prosecutors, love cases they can win by slam dunks.

Looks good on reelection.

actually the police haven’t contacted me back since my last interview over 2 weeks ago so

but they told us to give them any more info

my mum won’t help me to contact them, i got addresses now but mum is not helping and i’m small brain ok

Call 911 then

You have a phone

Or walk your ass down to the station

HAHAAHHAHA onision explaining how to prevent being raped is fucking funny

i have

very severe depression n the station is like 30 mins from here so that’s hard

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but idk how to call like

Episk doge

isn’t 911 emergency ?

They will forward you

should i call the police station?

ah

I’ve done t before

hmm well if i can’t convince mum to do it for me in the next few days i’ll do it

Just call and explain the situation they’ll forward you

i’m just very terrified of speaking w people especially about stuff like that

y’all can text 911

usually get my mum to do it because am, H intelligent yes

I got forwarded to a station in Norway when my bf tried to kill himself last year

apparently police texted me once

i was really confused bc it was likely some weird prank

He lives in Norway that’s why

oohh

frozen tomatoes

I agree

yes yes

Tomatoes are a fucking fruit

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Crazy isn’t it

ikr

watermelons are berreis

Insane

i can spell good

i am not gay