I like how the concept of having a life out of a Discord chat is so controversial for some people lol

Sure you do.

If the chat's dead then why not look for more active chatrooms?

I mean, it's not like anyone's stopping you lol

Well then that might be a "you" problem.

This is literally my first time chatting here lol

Thanks Farunel, glad to be here hahah

> I'm babysitting and in college
> I totes have a life outside of Discord guys

Is this really what has come down to for me? To see someone go on about how seriously everyone is taking her and be amused at the whole thing?

Truly, I landed on the worst timeline.

OOF

lol

lol

Dizmo does have a point tho.

If someone's willing to blow you randomly, does it matter what they look like? 🤔

lol

lmao

Who doesn't change a child's diaper because they think it might be sexual. Wat?

I mean it's not even creepy. Is just weird as fuck.

> greg’s stance on changing the kid was like, “well people think i’m a pedo, so if i change her diaper, thus looking at her genitals, people will think i’m an even bigger pedo”
Imagine thinking this unironically. If you need to change a child's diapers I am pretty sure most people won't think you're a pedo if you're just changing a diaper. This is weird as fuck.

Yea. I mean if you have to you have to.

Better to change the diaper than have the kid with a shitty diaper.

That's just asking for the kid to get sick.

I refuse to listen to an idiot youtuber who doesn't know shit about nutrition as to what to put or not put in my body re onision arguing why should we all be vegans. If I wanted dietary advice I'd go to a nutritionist.

Lmao fair

I mean not all kids look at porn lol. Some do some don't.

I feel like I am missing about 70% of context here lol

tbf you kinda misread the room on that one lol. It's one thing to share those memes with teens your age. It's a different thing to share it in a mixed room with adults and kids.

Well it's not that the law says we can't say cum or dick or tits or fucking near a kid.

Is simply that there's banter we can't throw at a minor lol

In my case, no. In my case is simply because I stopped paying attention to tantrums from kids quite a long ways back. But, there's also the fact you can't quite read a joke on text.

I don't mean "read" as in literal reading. I mean "read" the joke as in you can't tell whether someone is genuinely joking or they are harassing you.

She's 16-17. "Pleasant" literally doesn't process.

It's not about you saying cum lmao. It's about you trying to banter at a sexual level that we just can't banter back.

I'd bully someone if they @ . ed me with cum jokes. I find them childish tbh.

It's not that simple lol

Well, I'm 30. If she talked to me like that I'd just laugh and walk the other way tbqh.

I mean, "the law" is a shitty way to gauge what is and isn't proper. I'm of the opinion that if the only thing you have to say about yourself is "well I am technically not a criminal", that says a lot more about you than it does about everyone else in the room.

lol

I thought at first my level of humor wouldn't be welcome here, boy apparently I was wrong on that one lol.

I'm not surprised. Edgy McEdgelord over here wants reactions.

there's a time, place, and subject to make dark jokes about.

I make dark jokes about my life all the time, but, the difference is, I tend to aim them at myself and my miseries from the past.

I don't aim them at other people.

Gallows humor is essentially humor that's done to lighten up a tragedy. That's essentially their origin, because people find comedy in hard times or after hard times soothing.

That's different from making fun of other people's tragedies.

lol

Your joke was quite frankly tone deaf in that sense then.

Anyways, that was a trip lol

Over here they are stable under 2.50 a gallon.

They still haven't surpassed the 3 dollar mark over here. Which was the absolute worst.

Around 3.8 liters.

I feel comfortable walking, car is just more convenient to get from point A to point B tho.

lmao

I got one of my bikes stolen once. Now I drive a shitty old bike if I have to cruise around.

I still have a great, more expensive bike, but I only take that one out when I'm going to the nearby trail.

I never played SWTOR lol

I am going back to my retro collection after all these years, that said, and expanding some of it.

lATER

Later*

I never got into the military myself. Mostly because my dad wanted me to finish up a college degree and shit lol.

Ooof

That's good, that you are helping people out I mean.

It happens, what you need to remember is that it wasn't your fault.

It wasn't your job to capture him in the act, sort to speak, even if we feel like there's responsibility.

I fell for that once.

^

Pretty much.

I'm 30, so I feel too old to join in the military as a recruit. I would like to work for a government contractor tho.

I'm also in IT.

lol

You can conquer the lower half of the aisles at your grocery store?

Oh lol

lmao @ russian mince meat factory

That was some good shit.

"You mean our meat has HORSE in it?!"

lmao

lmao

buzzfeed has been going downhill since a long while ago.

Now it's just the laughing stock of the amateur media apart from it being a quiz site.

I'd say is the cosmopolitan of the internet.

lmao

That's... rather tame, for the horrors of the internet.

> tfw you know far worse stuff than feet fetishists.

I've been on the internet too much.

lmao

Those were common ad windows back in the day... I'm thinking 2005-2007 lol.

Even in fucking light websites.

lmao

> keylogger

Press F for our man penguin.

F

I saw one man one jar. It was less "ew that's disgusting" and more "OW OW OW OW"

Sameeee

My first introduction to hardcore shit was two girls one cup, and the pain series in Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Yea, I was an ED guy for a while lol

lol

lmao

I wasn't sheltered and my internet access was unrestricted while growing up.

I saw things lol