Message from @Syenite
Discord ID: 627551857937612810
and pingus, iām fucked up
Well, at least my hand is
Feel better soon
I can see it
I HIT MY FINGER AND IT HURTS SO BAD
I JUST WANNA OPEN A FUCKING CANDY
Ooh I almost cut off the top of my pointer finger. Sucked hard for a good month
This is why I use my teeth to open candy
Hey people
Heyo
@bad moon š the fuck did you do to your finger
i got stitches
AND I WAS OPENING THE CANDY WITH MY TEETH BUT IT SLIPPED OUT
ihave to change the bandage
That marble looks terrible, cheap meat. Boooooo
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four stitches
Daddy shattered
My dad glued his finger back on with gorilla glue
Omg that reminds me that my dad can't like fully extend his index finger on one hand bc he essentially cut the tendon and put it back together with super glue
Dads who do this kinda shit are fucking iconic\
Dads think they can do anything with superglue and duct tape
You can tho
You can make a plane fly with just duct tape
For the most part yeah lmao
My discord is messing up rn
Mine was too
My dad isn't the magic fix-it kind
He just does some shit
my dads adorable
I love my dad
My daddy is best
Last weekend he wanted to see what melted wax felt like on his hand and he proceeded to dump a bunch of it and burn himself pretty good. It was not wax from a candle, mind you. It was wax from one of those trays with flame under it that make a rooms smell good. So it was extra dumb of him
Melted wax in a lit candle is only a few drops and already likr half-solid but this tray was so much hotter
I love my dad too but he needs to stop doing stuff I'd do
omg i asked him about it and he said he still can't extend it properly
wow